2006 Rants Back

January 2006:

1. Chris Rants On "Holidays"(1-13-06)
2. Goodnight Timmy (George Carlin Excerpt)(1-13-06)
3. Ben's Unofficail Shitty Rant...on poptarts.. yes.. poptarts... Creative ben... creative (1-13-06)
4. Things Eaten By A Fat Man! (In retrospect, not that funny of an inside joke)(1-13-06)
5. Multiple Things That Are Pissing Me off, 1st Edition.( 1-13-06)
6. Now go back to Mexico( 1-13-05)
7. What? Hate? Who? Me? NOOO!!!( 1-13-06)
8. The TRUTH on tech Help(2-04-06)

February 2006:

1. Roseanne For Kids (2-6-06)
2. The Truth About Truth (Ben) (2-6-06)
3. Ben Rant II (2-7-06)
4. Ben Rant III (2-7-06)
5. Ben Rant 4: DIETS FROM HELL!!!!! (2-7-06)
6. Ben Rants. Again. (2-10-06)
7. Lost His Mind (BAD PUN!!) (2-11-06)
8. My Opinion: Drop A Nuke (2-13-06)
9. George Carlin: The Fanatics Will Win (2-13-06)
10. Goth And Emo Kids (2-14-06)
11. I Live in a little box of isolation called PA... ...Because theres nothing to do here. (2-24-06)
12. Freedom, My Anti-Anti-Drug (By Ben) (2-24-06)
13. Heres A Reality Show I'd Watch... (2-24-06)
14. Crocker Rants Vol. 1 & 2: Extreme to the Max/Morbidly obese Lawsuits (2-24-06)

March 2006:

1. Sharon Osbourne (3-23-06)
2. The Fear Rant (3-23-06)
3. Ben covers Issac Hayes, scientology, and chocolate salty balls. (3-23-06)
4. Long Scientology Rant: Part One - Introduction (3-23-06)
5. Long Scientology Rant: Part Two - The Story of Xenu (3-23-06)
6. Long Scientology Rant: Part Three - Hayes, Scientology, And South Park (3-23-06)
7. 1337 5UCK5!! (3-26-06)
8. The 3 Chapter Movie Rant (3-26-06)
9. Bens list... Lists are original.. right?... who cares, fuck you! (3-26-06)

April 2006:

1. Games We Need To See (4-4-06)
2. Games We Need To See Volume 2 (4-4-06)
3. Games We Need To See Volume 3 (4-4-06)
4. Recent Games (4-4-06)
5. Ben Rant 6, they're like bad sequils, they keep coming... except these arn't as bad. (4-15-06)
6. MTV Really Fucking Blows (4-15-06)
7. Pop-Ups Suck (4-15-06)
8. Random Easter Hatrid (4-15-06)
9. More Easter Bullshit (4-15-06)

May 2006:

1. Marvel Pissed Me Off (5-1-06)
2. Ben Rant 7: Emo (5-7-06)
3. MOVE YOUR FAT ASS MOTHER FUCKER! (5-11-06)
4. Ben Rant 8: MCR (5-29-06)

June:

1. Ben Rant: AWESOME EXTREME 9-NESS: THE IMPORTANT ISSUE OF RAP FOR THE 8 MILLIONTH TIME! OH MY GOD!! (6-2-06 -- Yea. I even updated on my Birthday. Thankless bastards.)
2. Honey We're Killing The Kids (No Infanticide Included) (6-2-06)
3. Kool-Aid (...Believe it or not i came up with this before I saw that Dane Cook Bit. Hated him then, hate him now.) (6-2-06)
4. Sony And How Much It Sucks (6-2-06)
5. Sean's First Rant: Calorie Counting (6-13-06)
6. Crocker's 3rd Rant: ShitSpace (6-13-06)
7. Sony Sucks Even More (6-13-06)
8. Value Brands And How Much They Suck (6-13-06)
9. Holy shit! Sony STILL Sucks! (6-13-06)

July 2006:

1. The 4th... (7-1-06)
2. Alcoholic Stupidity(7-13-06)
3. Break The Chain You Asshole(7-13-06)
4. Cards(7-13-06)
5. Games We Really Need To See In The Future - - WITH THE FOURNESS!!!(7-13-06)
6. LASSIE - TO THE EXTREME!(click before you ask: Click This) (7-13-06)
7. Now - BULLSHIT! (7-29-06)
8. Learn To Drive You Fucking Cunts! (7-29-06)
9. M.T.V. - BULLSHIT! (7-29-06)

August 2006:

1. Picking on Blaze Bayley (8-3-06)
2. More 1337 (8-16-06)
3. Why Jocks will be pumping my gas in 20 years (With just A Touch Of (back to) School Spirit!!) (8-3-06)
4. People in the music Buisness, Most of Which Need Their Car Wrapped Around A Telephone Pole With Them Dead Inside (8-17-06)
5. Ben's 10th Rant. It's about Pot. It doesn't even need a Title.. I ran out of pot jokes. (8-17-06)
6. Ben Rant 11, Macs. We need a new name for these...(8-17-06)
7. Chris talks about macs too, but since he has less knowledge about them some of the things may be wrong. Especailly cause I wrote this a long time ago and dont remember any of it! (8-22-06)
8. Random Thinks I Think About (8-24-06)
9. The one Rant Ben wrote that I wont Touch with a Ten Foot Pole (8-24-06)

September 2006:

1. Right on the ball with current events. I did this on a holiday. Your welcome. (9-4-06)
2. The Short Walmart Rant.(9-4-06)
3. Look at The Date. Dont Kid Yourself. You Know What This Will Be About! (9-11-06)
4. Pop-up goodness(9-17-06)
5. Sony - A Few Steps Closer To Failure(9-17-06)
6. Tom Cruise is A Fucking Dickhead(9-17-06)
7. I Demand Stupidity Be A Crime, And These people Be Jailed(9-24-06)
8. Dog And Dumb Mexicans(9-25-06)
9. Fat ugly Bitches(9-26-06)

October 2006:

1. Ben Rant - Horror Movie Rants (been around a while, little outdated) (10-1-06)
2. People Who Make Halloween Suck (10-1-06)
3. Festive Halloween Thoughts (10-1-06)
4. I Must Say, This Guy Is Quite A Jackass (10-2-06)
5. Breaking Up The Halloween Theme With Another Reasion Sony Sucks (10-7-06)
6. All good things have sequils. Bad things sometimes too: The Fear Rant 2 (10-19-06)
7. Since we're always keeping you up to date on news: News Bits & My Views (10-19-06)
8. It's Halloween! Cue a generic song! (10-31-06)
9. It's STILL Halloween! (10-31-06)

November 2006:

1. Mad Hatter's Long Rant, Pt. 1 (11-11-06)
2. Mad Hatter's Long Rant, Pt. 2 (11-11-06)
3. Mad Hatter's Long Rant, Pt. 3 (11-11-06)
4. Mad Hatter's Long Rant, Pt. 4 (11-11-06)
5. M. Night Shaymalon - The Ultimate Terrorist (11-11-06)
6. Ricky and Chris rant on Jesus Dolls (11-14-06)
7. Little Shit That Pisses Me Off (11-18-06)
8. PS3 Still Sucks and always will (11-18-06)
9. ...It's November Asshole (11-18-06)

December 2006:

1. Ricky's First Rant - Violent Games (12-2-06)
2. Another Ben Rant - Myspace (12-2-06)
3. Hey, More fucking with Christmas. (12-13-06)
4. Person Of The Year (12-20-06)
5. Vote For Me (12-20-06)
6. My Christmas Present toy you fat bastards. SUPER RANT! And what'd you get me? Huh? Asshole. (12-25-06)
7. Heres Some Stupidity In Religion And Books (12-30-06)
8. Ben Rants. About Religion. Again. (12-31-06)
9. 2006: Retrospective. Cue Flashback and that Green Day song they play for every graduation. From before they sold out. MONTAGE TIME! (12-31-06)


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