I’d Like To Expand on Ben’s Mac Rant:

A Few things about the Mac Commercials. The thing about uploading pics [That’s Pictures for you retarded folk] onto Macs and making a graph about the vacation on the PC, well, you can upload pictures to a PC. And you can make graphs too. In theory doesn’t that make the PC better? Another point I’d like to make is about running windows on a Mac. It says at the bottom in our old friend fine print [ Like the fine print in the subway commercial about how Mr. Fatty Jared also worked out daily and exercised and cut down on fatty foods in addition to eating Subway… but I digress] that windows in sold separately. Well, lets see, according to Amazon. Com, a new version of Windows XP Service Pack 2 is $98.49. And that’s in addition to the computer. I saw a Mac tower, JUST THE TOWER, for:
Price: $1,899.00
You Save: $100.99
Or I could just buy a medium performance Alienware for the same price! Hell, I can get the Area 51 for less! Fuck the Mac! Plus, look at the people that portray the computers in the commercial: you really want to work on a stuck-up preppy bitch computer, or a possibly successful businessman computer? Because while the Mac guy is listening to the latest hit by that faggot who wrote “Ridin’ Dirty” the PC will be making money the only way businessmen know how: Fucking the little guy!

And what’s with the Mac mini bullshit. They make you think it’s so great because it’s small AND fast! HOLY FUCK, IT’S SMALL AND FAST! JESUS HELP US!!THEY’RE KILLING OUR ARGUMENT!! Oh. Wait. No their not! Lets look at it next to my computer. We’ll look at the duo instead of the solo, as it is better. We’ll see what you get for your $800. A 512 MB memory. Well my computer has a 1GB memory, I win, NEXT! 80 GB hard drive. OH WOW! THAT’S AMAZI- oh wait.. Never mind I have a 200GB, I WIN! Now granted the iMac is better than my current computer. Not amazingly better. Not outstanding. I didn’t shit myself. The memory is still 512 MB, but the Hard Drive is now 250 GB. Yeah. Call me when you can even fill 200, then we’ll talk about the other 50. And I didn’t pay $1,699.00. I paid Far less. I think I still win. But there is a cheaper version of that one too! OH JOY! $1,299.00. Yup, for 512 MB of memory and a 160 GB hard drive, I fucking win AND I paid less! Now that $1,899.00 we saw earlier is the cheapest of their GRANDEST COMPUTER! THE ULTIMATE MAC! UBER MAC 2000!!Übermensch of Macs!! It’s called: THE POWER MAC!! Jeez, that’s original. Lets look at it’s Price tag!
$3,299.00
Hmm.. I don’t have that kind of money, do you?! I seem to be just a tiny bit short. Something like $3,199.00 short. And why bore you with the details of a computer you cant afford. Ok, I‘m done. All you need to know is that unless you are ultimate graphic maker man, you don’t need a Mac. And if you are Ultimate Graphic Maker Man… goddamn, get a new hobby! Ok, that’ll do. Cunts.

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