Shoot that rich motherfucker. I hate him.

This Game shuts off just after you beat the final boss, just before you reach the final goal. Yeah, and it’s 130 level game with no save points.

An evil company of freaks takes control of the children and you and your spiky hair, stupid pants, girly character, and sword twice as big as you must save the world from all the monsters in turn based combat… who the fuck fights turn based?! Also includes talking animals and crappy pop songs., the powers of magic and growing levels. Wait, isn’t this game called Final Fantasy?

Choose at path, Michael Jackson or Rob Schneider. Yeah. Meet kids online… actually, I’d avoid this one.

Make Minimum wage doing a job you hate serving asshole customers. Don’t forget the “Secret Sauce” Unlockables: Matt VonHofen, Foreign workers, the secret to the Big Mac sauce.

Try to understand what the fuck the Indian bastard is saying as you try to turn off your computer. It’s not going off… trust me. “Did you try turning off the Buddha and disconnect the cow?” …what?! “PRAISE ALLAH!”

Did I got too far yet?

Jump…

That’s it

It has pandas man… PANDAS! Panda’s Kick ass! PANDA PANDA PANDA! There’s really no plot though. But the pandas dance on level 5. Problem is there’s no plot. So there’s no way to get to level 5. Just level One where you stare at a picture of a panda. So, unless you REALLY like pandas (Richard…) You just wasted $50.

Live your life check to check, and food stamp to food stamp. You and all 95 of your kids… wait, 96.

Pimp out your car… you.. And the shizzle with the tricking out of the ride and shizzle and my fizzle and… what?

Then go off the ramp that’s in the middle of the road. Why? I don’t know! And try to make impossible turns and get pissed off cause the car is almost uncontrollable. Shiny though.