The Fanatics Will Win

By: George Carlin

From The Book: When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

I hope you good, loyal Americans Understand that in the long run the Islamist extremeists are going to win. Because you cant beat numbers, and you cant beat fanaticism—the willingness to die for an idea.
   A country like ours, preoccupied with Jet Skis, off-road vehicles, snow boards, Jacuzzis, microwave ovens, ponography, lap dances, massage parlors, escort services, panty liners, penis enhancement, tummy tucks, thongs, and Oder Eaters doesn't have a prayer— not even a good, old-fashioned Christian prayer—against a billion fanatics who hate that country,detest its materialism and have nothing really to lose. Maybe fifty years ago, but not today when germs and chemicals and nuclear metials are for sale everywhere.
   People who dont give a shit and have nothing to lose will always prevail over people who are fighting over some vague sentiment scrawled on a piece of parchment. Folks, they're gonna getcha; and it ain't gonna be plesant.
   We can't drop a five-thousand-pound bomb on every one of them. They will either run all over us or, in trying, they will turn us into even bigger monsters than we already are.
   And don't get excited about this goofy idea, "the spread of democracy." No matter who the United States puts in charge to bring peace and order in Iraq or Palestine or anywhere else, those people will be killed. It's that Simple. Anyone who supports the United States will be killed. Peace and order will not be tolerated. Start saving your cash for the black market, folks, you're gonna need it.

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