I'm not here today to be all unpatriotic and anti-Ameican and an anarchist and an asshole. Well... Maybe asshole.
I'm here to poder the following:
Why cant some states sell fireworks? I Think it's stupid. If you want to buy some fireworks, you should be able to. And
they're all "OooOoOOOOooOoOHhHHhHHhHHhhh, It's not SAFE!!"
And? Roads arn't safe. Rooftops of tall buildings arn't safe. Guns arn't safe. If people want to blow their arms off, let
them, this is their day to drink beer, eat pigs, then set off explosives. How come Iraq can, but we cant?!
Hell, I like fire works, and i dont have the time to drive out to a "Sanctioned Firework Event". I'm busy. Writing stupid
articles. like this. Fuck you government, I'm watching my neightbors light them up. Illegally. Besides, the best things in
life are illegal: Anarchy, Downloading, Weed,Drugs, Underage Drinking, Fake I.D., Murder, and fireworks.
You know, Fireworks fits right in there, huh? infact, it's probably the worst thing there. They're so evil and wicked, with
their "BANG".
And some people complain they 'disturb the peace'.
...well so does war.
And Hydras...
Annoying bastards them hydras, arn't they?
Anyways, the only time they distub the peace is when the fucking retards set them off before the fourth. around here, they
set them offf in mid-JUNE sometimes.
Anyways, the bottom line is the whole 'fireworks illegal here, and legal there' is stupid. Make them legal. Everywhere. Then
make weed legal to shut Ben up. He just keeps going on on why it should be legal. Fuck, now he'll probably write a rant
about it. Damn.
well, it's SUPER QUOTE TIME:
Chris: ...why are fireworks illegal?
Ben: becouse pennsilvania is a demoratic state
Ben: and we all know demcrats hate america
Chris: ...ohhh
Ben: i thought you knew that
Ben: chris look at me
Ben: are you drunk
Ben: how many sips of beer did you have
Chris: I thought they just hated democracy
Ben: no they hate america
Ben: republicans hate democracy
Ben: then theres ross perot
Ben: he hates nothing
Ben: everyone hates him
Ben: he has to many charts
Ben: and his vice president falls asleep on the podium
Ben: which he did
Ben: or was that bob doles vp
Ben: ether way everyone hates both of them
Ben: bob dole
Ben: bob dole
Ben: bob dole
Ben: or maybe it was bob dole
Ben: i accually think it might of been
Ben: BOB DOLE
Chris: I SMELL LAWSUITS!
Ben: yay
Have a good fourth folks. Or dont, I dont really care.
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