M.T.V. - BULLSHIT!

I saw a show on MTV a few days ago. I don’t know what it was called and frankly, I don’t give three fourths of a fuck. Some prick asshole raids the bitches rooms/apartments/homes/boxes on the street corner/ whatever the fuck they live in and then picks which one he wants to date based on what he finds, meanwhile, the three bitches raid his room.

Here’s a question: Why? You could find a room and see everything in it and think “Hey, I’m a simple minded prick that likes to skateboard, eat Doritos, and listen to [insert mainstream faggy pop/punk band here… I’m looking at you Sum 41 Fans!], and this person has a skateboard, Doritos, and a [Insert same sell out bullshit talentless band… still looking at ya Sum 41] CD! I’m totally compatible! Then the person who lives there ends up being a complete bitch/whore/fatfuck/whore. Or worse: a wigger! A Wigger with an assload of Emenem CDs. Ew.

Or worse… Hillary Clinton!

And dear MTV: Change your goddamn name! You don’t do music anymore, therefore the name Music Television is BULLSHIT! SO BURN IN HELL! You show rap videos at 4:00 A.M. I fail to see where the music comes in. Rap isn’t Music. Oh wait, you sprinkle pussy pop music about too, don’t ya! Good job.

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