PS3.. again

First off I’d like to point out that the commercials for the PS3 are gayer than Michael Jackson, and make about as much sense as John Madden on crack and acid trying to explain how football works.

So you all going to buy a Gran Turismo with that shiny new PS3? Well it WILL be cheap, wont it! And you get 30 cars and 2 tracks. And nothing new can be unlocked. Yup. You heard right. BUT IT CAN BE BOUGHT! THAT GOES UP TO &50 CARS AND 50 TRACKS! HOLY SHIOT RIGHT?!?! WELL GUESS WHAT? New tracks will be $1.70 to $4.20, and new cars will be 43-85 Cents. Reasonable? Maybe sounding like that, but if you want every thing that’s anywhere from $410-850. Plus the game which will probably be about 60-100$

It’s ridiculous.

For a game and a system, that’s 700$. I’m going to guess about $720 if you're buying it online, cause that’s tax and shipping and then there’s the fact you'll probably have to reserve it cause in other places where it s out they're RIOTING over it .

Also I hear there are problems with the backward compatibility. For most of the consoles, it either doesn’t work or there’s no audio, but apparently they’ll be SELLING something to fix it. Nice, huh?

BUT WAIT! THERES MORE! I’ve heard stories of PS3s smoking and catching fire on display in game stores. Nice, huh? Seems like Sony can’t make high quality shit anymore. Exploding batteries, flaming consoles, games that don’t stay in the handheld. Thanks Sony.

But anyway, the PS3 hit stored today. I was kind of hoping for a slow launch. I don’t know how much the assfucks at Sony actually made, but I hope they’re happy with their launch. Lots of violence. Some guy actually got shot over this. One less Sony fan I guess.

…I’m Mean.