SONY BLOWS!!

I'm sure some of you out in retard land read "Sony And How Much it Sucks" and said something like "Damn Chris, you're so wrong,little details like that wont matter, your just a jackass, I hate you. Die. You ruined my childhood. How can you hate the PS3 so much. YOU'RE WRONG!!!1!!111!11!!1111!11!!one!11!"

If you did. you're a bigger dumbass than I expected. I'll respond to you like this:
Costing more than the Wii and XBox 360 for a full Version and not being able to use half the features of the full version on the shit(tier) version isn't a little detail. And it will Matter.
Thank you, I am a jackass, and i plan yto ruin your adulthood too, just wait until PS4 comes out!
...I can hate it because I Can
...I'm right!

So, that said, lets see whatelse our little oh-so-creatively named console has to offer.
Prices more than the Wii and XBox 360 put together, though I mentioned that. They stole the Spider-Man movie Font for the console. Also, I'm no programmer, but from what I hear the Cell processor is pretty much making the job impossible for Developers too program on and costs $200 alone. And sony has mostly been marketing it for Blu-Ray, not gameplay. The upside is that if PS3 fails, thats bacially the end of Sony.
Another thing is sony fans talk like this:
"Microsoft Sucks X-Box 360 is Gay Sony Rules PS3 kicks X-Box 360 in the B a ll s. Plus ur a moron. No offence but i'm a major sony fan hope ur not offended."
"Fuck u ps3 doesnt suck
[insert 20 enters here] it is clear that ps3 is ten times better just look at the gameplay in heavenly sword and killzone for PS3!!
[and another 20 enters] IM tellin u 360 fans u will get shitted on!!!"
I mean, PS3 was already delayed, not for perfection, but because of technical issues.

Dont buy the PS3, if you do, you deserve to be snatched up by demons and dragged kicking and scraming to the deepest, most feared part of hell, where you drink Flat RC Cola and listen to the beegees live with special guest Vanilla Ice, who will sing every song he wrote but Ice, Ice Baby, and it shall be so bad, you'll be praying for Ice, Ice Baby for all eternity.

Buy A Wii, you Son-of-a-bitch.
Well, I bet an assload of you retarded dickheads are going to still buy this load of shit. Well, I have one final trick up my sleeve of awesomness:
"High street games shops have been told by Sony that there will be no PS3 pre-owned sections in their stores as it will be illegal for customers to sell any next-gen PlayStation games that they've bought, retail sources have revealed to GamesRadar.

It seems that Sony is planning to adopt a licensing system that will mean gamers won't own the PS3 titles that they've paid money for. Instead, they will only be purchasing the licence to play the game and that the software itself will still be Sony property - meaning that the disc won't be the customer's to sell.

We assume that the thinking behind this move will ultimately be to stop PS3 games being resold several times - which currently snatches potential sales away from Sony - and to counter the impression in consumers' minds that games are only really worth their pre-owned price and are not worth buying new."

Yes. It MAY be illegal to buy, sell, trade or RENT PS3 games.
Keep diggin' that hole Sony.
Yeah. Go buy a PS3 now you dirty fucking prick.
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