Chef
Oh man I’m going to tear [ED: Isaac] Hayes a new one with this rant. But yea so by now you have heard
Chef [ED: Isaac Hayes] left south park yea because he thought that "he couldn’t morally stay with the show because
of how it made fun of religion." Yea, ok, let’s see here Passion of the Jew he had no problem with, same
all the other religious episodes too, like the Mormon one and all the others. There are a lot I don’t
want to get into all of it but yea, suck it Hayes. I once thought you were cool, all you are now
is just a stupid window licker. *Hands Hayes his complimentary helmet.* Yea, so shut up you stupid
Scientologist. listen scientology is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of because its about aliens
and evil brain washed spirits and intergalactic spaceships that look like dc8s and all that dumb stuff.
Believe me when I say something is dumb it really is dumb. Ok now idk how anyone could think that stuff up unless
they were a stoner . So yea he’s a stoner and not just pot either, I bet he’s on acid, crack, and everything else
that will make you see things, dumb scientologist guy. But back to chef yea ok you sang a song about chocolate salty
balls and ect., why did you do that stuff just to back out now? Well, before I get to worked up about it I should probably
stop typing because this rant has gone on long enough ok lets recap:
1 Isaac Hayes = window licker
2 Ben = awesome
3 Crocker = fat
4 Ozzy = god
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