Games We Need To See In The Near Future IV

Arnold’s Pizza Shop
Be Arnold Schwarzenegger after he is washed up and no longer in politics. Own a pizza shop. And yes. I ripped that off of a radio show.

Extreme Bus Driving 2: I’ll Turn This Goddamn Bus Around
Drive a bus.
But this time do it through 15 brand new levels. And there’s a new “Turn The Goddamn Bus Around “ feature you can use to end the level if you’re losing too bad or kids are annoying you. Or if you just want to. You may lose and restart, but the children cry! And now it’s 10 times easier to crash! MORE DEATH TO CHILDREN, YAY!

Rob Schneider: Bean Farmer Extreme
Remember that GameFly commercial? Yeah, it’s that, but this one tells the story of Rob Schneider after the world realizes he sucks.

Chuck Norris: Ultimate Accounting
Well eventually he’ll kill everyone he needs to, he’ll need a job then too won he? Play Chuck Norris through 130 levels of accounting.

The Passion of the Christ: The Movie: The Game
Live the 3 days of the movie. Be Jesus for 2 days. Then on the last day Crucify him as a Roman. It’s ok, the Jews will take this one for the team.

Randy Newman: The Game Of Awesomeness
Your Randy Newman! What is it you see?! WE DON’T CARE, WE ALL KNOW YOU’LL WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT! You get to write songs as Randy Newman. That’s It.

Bob Ross: The Game: Extreme Afros And Overdoses
Since there’s going to be a painting game about Bob Ross, this game lets you grow and afro, be a hippie, and take drugs like Bob Ross. Only thing left is to do a show!

Extreme Speed Walking
Speed walk. Extremely. Even do tricks like in that one XPlay skit. Yup. I even admit ripping off some of these jokes.

Hedge Clipping To The Extreme
Yup…

The Game Of Jesus
Live the life of Jesus. Turn water into wine. Make an apple a feast. Whatever. You’re Jesus. Too bad you’ll always lose at the end.

Lets Lick Windows TO THE MAX!
Be a retard. Do retard stuff. I don’t know what though. WHOHOO!

Book Wars
Have a book throwing fight to the death. The Ultimate unlockable weapon is New Harry Potter Book.

Stepdance Unleashed
Be the next Lord Of the Dance. Use step dance steps and unlock new tricks and even throw in a jump and heel click combo. Then drink beer. This game kicks ass. Don’t argue with me.

Ultimate Dog Walking
Ok, ok, I'm done, I promise!


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