Ben Rants about... RELIGION?! SHIT! AGAIN?!
Ok so this rant is about religion. Yes I know I have written a hundred of these, but oh well,
read another one. Well, I was watching the history channel today ,and its like the end of the
world week or something, because they haven’t talked about anything except the end of the world.
Well I’m watching this and there’s that one dude the evangelicalist you know the one with the
perma-smile and crushed in face. Well, he’s talking about an actual 7 headed beast thing coming
out of the ground, like he actually believes that revelation will happen word for word. Wow,
he is the worst kind of dumb ass window licking son of a bitch. Ok, well then there was another
dude who said that it is a sure thing that we are going to have bar codes on our arms because
the beast is upon us. Wow, people are retarded. Wow, they do know that a bunch of opium smoking
drunks wrote this shit right? I mean really its so stupid. I have read it. Also about the bible.
It’s an ok story, if it wasn’t about god. I mean, ok I’ll tell you everything in the bible: god created
Everything ,then he created man, a woman ate an apple while fucking a snake or something, man gets kicked out of Eden,
then someone begat someone, then they begat someone else, then down the line there’s Moses, he like makes a ship out of
toilet paper rolls or something. Also there’s no way that could of happened, and god floods the earth and killed everyone
after that Moses did something with like frogs and shit, and then god put a plague on the earth, then Jesus came saved
everyone, Jesus died, god killed more people, and then a big spaghetti monster comes out of the ground and kills everyone,
the end.
Wow, that is the most restarted thing ever ok that’s my views of Christianity have a happy new year.
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