BEN'S RANT 2.0

This has been had me thinking for a while but ok . On the microwave they have the popcorn button, you would think hey popcorn button I can pop my popcorn with it and it wont burn right? WRONG! I put my bag in and it burns the fucker then I look on the bag it says "don’t use popcorn button." WTF?! Why the hell is there a popcorn button then fuckers?! Take it off or make it so it doesn’t burn the popcorn! Also it was burnt, but also there are those ones that DONT FUCKING POP! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY DONT THEY POP! Well that’s my senseless rant lets review though just for the fun of it, ok?!

microwave companies are window lickers because they put the popcorn button on, the popcorn companies are retarded fucking drunks because of the little popcorn thingys that don’t pop! Ok, that’s it bye bye now.

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