Jesus Dolls.. WTF?!
Toys for tots recently rejected a bunch of bible quoting Jesus dolls. Ricky finally wanted rant credit, so they ranted on
AIM, and in the end, created this badly assembled abomination.
What the hell is the big deal with selling Jesus Dolls?
"OMG, my child will be positively influenced by a toy but we’ll sell G.I. Joe dolls that have action phrases like mow ‘em
down bitches, and fuck ‘em all" And they're bible quoting Jesus dolls. Who the fuck is wasting their time making these in
the first place?"
“Hmmm let’s make a toy hmm, how about a bible quoting Jesus doll?” Because kids today really give a fuck about religion.
“OH! Mommy, mommy lets go to the toy store!”
“Ok, what do you want Jimmy? The G.I. Joe with the Kung Foo grip, or the bible quoting Jesus doll”
Hmm that’s a hard fucking decision.
I wanna meet the retard who wasted the money on this. How 'bout givin me some of your money?
Here’s Jesus' Action phrases: “I tell you the truth, no one can see the kingdom of God unless he is born again” and
“Love your neighbor as yourself.”
“I believe as a churchgoing person, anyone can benefit from hearing the words of the Bible,” …no one is gonna listen to a
fucking doll.
“We can’t take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family or a Muslim family, Kids want a
gift for the holiday season that is fun.” Isn't that part of what I talked about last year in that other Christmas rant
about the pussification of the holiday, and everyone trying to change Christmas, but no one wants to change Hanukah.
Ok, thats all we got.
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