Open Letter To: Goth and Emo Kids

I'm fucking sick of these goth and emo kids whining about their fucking depression and spiraling sadness bullshit. I say if they're so miserable, why not do something about it. Get a hobby. Get a job. Get a fucking gun. I'm sick of all the depression bullshit, and if I ever hear goth poetry or the word spiraling again, I'LL fucking kill them.
I hate the whole life is pointless shit. Look at Ben. His life is pointless. But he dosn't listen to that fucking My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy bullshit. He does something about it! He lives his life in denial pretending his life deosn't suck, like a normal human being.
Ben tries hard to pretend his life isn't a heaping pile of dog shit. He played hockey, football.. though... for Kiski.. so thats a bad point...
He has a job though! A summer job. And he has a band... or something. But not an emo punk pansy band. A metal band. Try some of that music you shitheads.
Bottom line is he tries. More than i can say for the fuckhead emo kids.
Put down the make up, get a job, AND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE GET SOME FUCKING SUN! IT WONT MAKE YOU MELT!
And the whole fucking cutting thing. Whats the fucking point?! Wheres the logic?! "hey, i'll make myself hurt and bleed, YAY!"
Why are you even doing it? To be a fucking shithead? Fuck, ben's poor as shit, has a shitty life, make small children cry, and has it way worse than any faggy goth kid, and he dont cut himself. Least not on purpose... he's not allowed near the knives anymore though. He's a danger to himself and others.
And I hear some emo kids complain about being ugly. Or fat. Bens ugly. He has a big nose. He scares children. He doesn't let that get him down. And Crocker is fat. But he dosn't mind. Infact, he embraces it. Just dont eat a sandwhich too close to him.
And some of them call themselves "Hopeless Romantics." So your saying you cant get a fuck? Poor you! Ben cant even get a date, but he still hits on girls. Fuck, most girls are fraid of him. I'm sure goth kids are sad because they didn't get a valentine. Aww, poor baby. Who cares?! It's a meaningless holiday made up by greeting card companies to up sales in february, and it's only for the idiots who believe the shit fed to them by the Hallmark company. Ben still tries.
And why all the black? Are you emo or are you Johnny Cash?! Only way i can tell is that you have red highlights and your music sucks.
And the fucking trenchcoat. Are you gonna deal some drugs while you mope around watching The Crow 49 times a day (Nothing against The Crow, not a bad movie).
All the goth and emo shit is getting really bastardized right now, and it needs to stop. Now! ...please? ... while Ben still has self esteem?!


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