Games and Stuff

If you ask me the quality of games is dropping. A Bob Ross game is coming out. BOB ROSS! You know the Afro dude who made the happy little trees and the happy little brook! It'll be for DS and Revolution. I can kind of see where they're going with this, BUT COME ON! I'm too hateful to paint happy bushes. And Fight Night Round 3 is basically a commercial with a boxing mini game.

How about this laziness: remember Super Mario 64? Remember the thing where you can play with mario's face. Theres gonna be a game thats just that. On DS. Called Mario's Face.

Plus theres no original games anymore. God of War is probably the last one. Well, I mean there ARE original games, but they rarely get any attention. God of War and maybe Destroy All Humans were the only ones last year anyone really noticed. and both will have sequils soon enough. And Mark Ecko made a game. Mark Ecko. The Clothes motherfucker that has the rhino fetish. Yeah, him,he has a fucking video game.
Fucking why?!

Which is why you all need to get me my own game company. My games kick ass. You know you want The Crocker Game! And Zombie Graveyard Rape Bonanza!


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