Fear Rant 2

Remember The Fear Rant? Back in March? I’ve kinda liked that rant, and so I think it deserves a sequel. Well there’s been a LOT of specials on molesters on TV lately. One just a few days ago. In fact there’s one weekly on either 48 Hours or Dateline or 60 Minutes or 60 Minutes 2 or 60 Minutes Wednesday, or 60 Minutes , Jr. or 60 Minutes EXTREME, or whatever shows are on these days. There’s a difference between wanting to inform people and trying to make them paranoid. What are the statistics this week? 1 in 4 kids will talk to an online predator, I think? Ok, I can believe that. But how many of them are molested? And if they are, how many did something retarded, like give out their address. Remember this, on them shows, the people catching the molesters actually have to set up MEETING DATES, PLACES, AND TIMES! And how many of them probably responded to those lovely random A/S/L messages on AIM? I’m not here saying molestation isn’t real, or possible, I’m saying people who do stupid things are the victims.

And as for the fear of eating spinach lately? Well, a guarantee, just like the Chi-Chi’s incident a while back, we can trace this back to them dirty Mexicans and their illegal friends north of the border. The Chi-Chi’s thing proves dirty Mexicans are the terrorists. Just ones who shit in fields. All right, now on to further business. Remember the first time around, I did a list of sick facts about common foods and stuff? Well, it wouldn’t be a proper sequel without another, would it? So Here it is:

Dust-Off spray cleaner is commonly used for inhalant purposes. It actually doesn’t kill with overdose like some inhalants, it actually has a refrigerant in it that can kill you the first time you use it or if you use it constantly, it can actually cause frost bite also it can cut off oxygen to the brain, heart, and some times makes it impossible to even inhale, and it does it without warning, it's not like you can go "ok, this is too much," It can just be like one little spray and you die. Auto asphyxiation Children’s soft vinyl lunch boxes contain lead. There is a possible link between soy products and thyroid cancer. As we all know from not THAT long ago, old pancake mix can form a mold that is potentially harmful if you’re allergic. Allergies can also make things like Children’s Motrin cause hives, facial swelling, asthma (wheezing), shock, and gastrointestinal bleeding. Drinking Sour Candy Spray can cause throat spasms. Lipstick's main ingredient is tallow. Tallow is a sticky, yellow fat that comes from dead animals. Sun Tea Can harbor dangerous Bacteria. The drug Premarin is produced from the urine of pregnant horses.

Here’s some odd food ideas from other cultures: We all know other cultures eat cats and dogs, but did you know Chinese RAISE St. Bernard’s as food? Here’s something I read on the ‘net. “Some [different cultures] will get a hot grill and throw live chickens and geese in an enclosed space. The birds will leap and struggle until exhaustion sets in. The birds feet will be cooked alive until it is nice and crispy and then chopped off while the bird screams in pain.” Some chain monkeys under tables, saw the skull off while it’s still alive, and rip out the brains and eat them, the monkey usually screams in pain until they rip out the part of the brain responsible for speech.

That'll do I think.

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