Bent Rant 4: Diets
Ok this rant is about diet stuff. You know the ones: "I lost 200 pounds on this diet." The diet
Pills you pay like 500 dollars for, and you know you think your going to lose 200 pounds but
I saw on the bottom of one “results not often”. THEN WHY DONT YOU PUT THE OFTEN RESULTS?! The truth is that they don’t want to because the truth is these are the often results: you will gain 50
Pounds. “Why?” you ask? Ok, I’ll tell you because you will become a pig. No, no im not making fun of
You. I would too! Because you think "Hey since I’m on this stuff I can gain weight (ED: it‘d be better to say that you could eat a lot, not “gain weight“)." So you go up
for seconds and you eat McDonalds every day then for dinner. You have a big ass steak with a
side of fried chicken and and pork chops with cake sprinkled on top of it because your a pig.
Really I’m not making fun of you. It’s the diet pill companies they want you to do it because then
you will see you gained weight there for you buy more pills so that’s why they do it and that is my
Rant.
Ok lets recap diet pill companies are Jews you are a pig inside and you will gain weight.
Chris would like to add:
The subway commercials talking about what’s-his-face losing all that weight, at the bottom it mentions he also exercises daily and
all this other stuff. And by the way people. You need Carbs to live. End of story!
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