Now that’s what I call bullshit!

Lets kick this one off with a question: How many goddamned NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC! CDs are they going to make?! I saw a commercial last night, they’re on 22 or some bullshit like that! How many more fucking times do that plan to shove their commercials for their mainstreamed bullshit faggy pop ballad infested discs that they claim is music down our throats in the form of a shitty, badly made, television commercial. And, as though there is a need to piss me off more, the world allows those GODDAMN SHITTY FUCKING KIDZ BOP CDS EXSIST! And if that’s not enough, Now is branching off to WOW, CREATIVE HUH?!?!?!?!?! Even better: The full name is WOW HITS! Which is Christian music. Cause you know, christian music has ome HUGE #1 hits. Theres one of those bastards a year since ’95, plus 8 special ones.

Heres what they DON’T include when they say “Now 22” is NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CHRISTMAS… both of them… And ESTO ES MUSICA! LATINO… which translates to something like THAT’S MUSIC! LATIN. Sounds intelligent, huh? Then there’s NOW! #1s. Ironic cause it’s the worst seller. The thing that really pisses me off is 22 is only the US version. There are 63 in the U.K. Not including special editions like the Christmas ones. Because there’s NOW DANCE. That’s a nice demand. NOW! DANCE! Now - The Summer Album. Fuck, all you need to know is that’s there’s an additional 64 special ones. And to top off the bullshit, there’s a series called THEN! In Canada.

So how many of these fuckers do they plan to make, I’m sure we’ll be seeing Now 3985 before we’re all dead. Or thirty. These fuckers really want that money, eh? And look at that title. NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC! It oozes with so much chipperness (Yeah it’s not a word, so what?) It makes me want to kill something.

This is why i have filly given up all hope on the possibilty of there being a God. No Lord would allow this to happen, He'd smack them for compiling far too much mainstream pop and rap shit, with maybe one less than decent but listenable song. You could all take the Tunny approach and go out and buy a Now CD then smash it. But I sat steal itthen smash it. Why pay the fuckers?

..no, thats about it.

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