Why the hell cant people type whole words out on the internet? People are shortening 3 fucking letter words! They cant even type “you”
they have to make it “u.” And the acronyms are starting to piss me off too. Nowhere near as bad though, and only really “lol” but at least
I don’t have to fucking decode them like a secret fucking message.
The thing that pisses me off is the random fucking IMers. If you IM me, I better know you from fucking somewhere. These random fucking
people, all the goddamn time, just like,
“HI, HOW ARE YOU, I’M FINE, ASL, THAT’S COOL, MY GRANDPA JUST DIED FROM OVERDOSING ON CRACK THAT HE FOUND ON THE GROUND AFTER HE FELL OFF
THE ROOF AT MY HOUSE TRYING TO FIX A HOLE IN THE ROOF!”
..well actually It’s more like
“HI, HO R U, IM FINE, ASL, COOL, MI GRNDPA JST DIED FROM O.D.ING ON CRACK HE FOUND ON THE GROUND AFTR HE FELL OFF DA ROOF @ MI HOUSETRING 2
FIX A HOLE IN DA RROOF, I CAN SHORTEN STUFF AND TYP IN AL CAPS LIKE DIS, I‘M AWSUM!!!1!!111!one!!1Exclaimationmark!!11!11!…nvm”
Well, as crocker says, thats fantastic.
Actually, I’m not actually sure the people who are typing it know what the fuck they’re babbling about. But, to all random IMers: I don’t
know you, I don’t want to know you, I don’t care that your dog died, leave me the fuck alone. Then they want a fucking relationship or
something. They'll want to fucking talk to you all the goddamn time. Every fucking time your on. So it’s either block them or decode
messages every time you get on. So I block them the second I know for a fact I don’t know them.
I think that’s all I have to say about that… not really, but I’ll stop anyways.
No, I lied, i just remembered some stuff. Like 1337. And words that piss me off like n00b.
I never want to see anyone type "1337 H4X0R" EVER again.