Heres a Chat about steve Irwin's Death (shouldn't be too offense... STOP MAONING!), 'Cause i'm to lazy to write one. Maybe later.
*Note: Only ben should know the person this was held with, and really.. you dont need to, it's irrelivent. So fuck off.
Chris: why is everyone so surprised that Steve Irwin died?
No-one You Know: ...I rather am
No-one You Know: shocked for the most part
No-one You Know: he kicked ass.
Chris: ...the guy tracks down deadly animals
No-one You Know: I know
Chris: ....what’s surprising about him being killed by one
Chris: ...except besides the fact that most people survive stingray attacks
No-one You Know: XD
No-one You Know: it stung him the hear though
Chris: I know
Chris: I read the article
Chris: I’m not THAT heartless
Chris: i wasn't like.. Steve Irwin is dead.. hmm.. EMAIL TIME!
No-one You Know: that’s gotta be a shitty way to die
No-one You Know: at least he died doing what he loves best
Chris: yeah, true
Chris: all I’m saying though is that he was an accident waiting to happen
Chris: ...and a baby dangler
No-one You Know: I wish Michael Jackson would die.
No-one You Know: HES a baby dangler
Chris: we all do
Chris: I don’t know which one is worse
Chris: over a large drop
Chris: or over a hungry crock
No-one You Know: Id take the croc any day.
No-one You Know: I’m scared of heights
Chris: of course the irony here is that he tracks down deadly animals and lives
Chris: and tracks down a usually harmless one and dies
No-one You Know: yeah XD
Chris: ever notice that on that show
Chris: he doesn't really seem to be on his toes as much as he should be?
No-one You Know: no, he was way too calm
No-one You Know: Oh crikey! its the black mamba! the most deadliest snake in the world.
No-one You Know: *pokes it*
No-one You Know: *it stares at him*
Chris: it's like
No-one You Know: crikey! its lookin at me like it wants a bite!
Chris: HI, I'M AT THIS RANDOM ZOO IN THIS DEADLY ANIMALS CAGE.. LETS TALK TO THE CROWD WHILE I TOTALLY IGNORE IT!
No-one You Know: XD!
Chris: you gotta think them animals just wanted to kill the fuck out of him
Chris: like if some guy runs up to you yelling crikey and mocking you, holding you so you cant get him, you would too
Chris: know what sucks though
No-one You Know: wha?
Chris: ..who do you know who HASN’T at SOME point in their life made a joke about Steve Irwin dying in an animal incident
Chris: but now that it happened
Chris: it'll be wrong
Chris: and so it will be offensive
Chris: so now we have no one to make fun of
Chris: except Jeff Corwin
Chris: and he fucking sucks
Chris: he doesn’t even have a funny accent
Chris: that bastard
No-one You Know: XD
No-one You Know: I loved Steve Irwin
Chris: he was cool
No-one You Know: we were talkin about him the other day
Chris: know what is funny though
Chris: right now
Chris: there is some asshole
Chris: who thinks he's responsible
Chris: because he made a Steve Irwin joke minutes before his death
Chris: guaranteed
No-one You Know: XD!
No-one You Know: "OH MY GOD! I WANTED AN OSTRICH TO SIT ON THE MAN! AND NOW HES DEAAAD!!!!!!"
Chris: god I’m an asshole
No-one You Know: XD
Chris: the part that’s fucking nuts though
Chris: is only 3 people in Australia have died by stingray
Chris: and he's one of them
No-one You Know: wow. that fucking blows
Chris: I always thought a crock would kill him personally
Chris: ...I wonder if they'll release the tape though
No-one You Know: same and same
Chris: ..is it wrong that he just died today and i demand to see the tape for entertainm-..imean...uhm...because i liked him?
No-one You Know: XD
Chris: ...i actually thinkit might be a good watch
Chris: i also always wondered if a snake bit him if he would go fucking psycho and stomp on it and beat it until it died
No-one You Know: XD!
No-one You Know: hes been bitten more than 40 times
No-one You Know: he broke a world record
Chris: like "aint she a bueat? She's a rare little- THE FUCKER BIT ME!! I'LL KILL YOU YOU FUCKING-" *kills*
No-one You Know: XD
Chris: ...might cut that episode
Chris: wont see that part
Chris: cause i highly doube he'd be like "Uh.. it bit me.. better put it down and walk away in massive pain. Goddamn that hurts, but i love it so much that i wont get violent."
No-one You Know: XD
Chris: like
Chris: i love my dog
Chris: but when she bites me
Chris: i hit her
Chris: ..then say bad things that my mommy tells me not to
No-one You Know: XD
Chris: goddamn Steve Irwin is easy to make fun of
No-one You Know: yeah
Chris: i blame his accent
Chris: it would be no where near as fun if he didn't have it
No-one You Know: yeah
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