BREAKIN’ THE CHIAN, BREAKIN’ THE CHAIN!

WHOO, BAD JUDAS PREIST REFERENCE! I live to piss you off with stupid stuff like that! I'm an embarrassment to my family...

Anyway, I’m completely sick of chain letters, make it stop. It’s old, it’s tired, and it’s lame. Stop making them. And stop sending them, cause then you’re just as annoying. I hope I piss you all off by letting you know I’ve broken every chain letter I’ve ever received. Though I HAVE proceeded to send copied to those I KNEW were superstitious, but have NEVER sent out the amount I was supposed to. I just like fucking with those of you who are superstitious. And no red eyed knife wielding ghost bitch killed me in my bed at midnight.
It’s just pure stupidity fueled by blackmail and threats and the possibility of reward. Isn’t that all illegal? Bribes, threats, blackmail. Hmm, I smell court cases for whoever keeps sending me that one about finding my one true love or being injured.

Oh, by the way, send this message to 500 people in the next minute and tomorrow you’ll be laid by your one true love AND avoid getting AIDS, but if you don’t, you’ll end tomorrow with AIDS given to you by Michael Jackson, you’re dog smoked by Ben, and half dead in a gutter because you looked at Crocker’s burrito wrong.

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