Reason number 3424554242252 to Boycott MTV
Today in school, my friend told me about a show on MTV that was a whole half hour dedicated to “Yo Momma” jokes that was so creatively
named “Yo Momma.” I figured that he might have been kidding, or exaggerating. A half hour of that, that would just be stupid.
So later I check out the TV guide channel. And what do I see? “Yo Momma.” So being the dipshit that I am I check it out. First I see the
show hasn’t started . Instead there’s a bunch of women’s mothers trying to get this guy to go out with their daughter or something. I
didn’t pay that much attention. What really pissed me off was they has some pussy pop girl cover of Smashing Pumpkins “Today” and it
destroyed the sarcastic tone of the song by putting it in a happy scene. But then the show started. It was the stupidest shit ever. There’s
no other way to describe it other than a bunch of wannabe gangsters doing a Yo Momma-off. It was fucking stupid. MTV sucked enough already.
Change your fucking name, you don’t do music anymore.
MTV needs to be boycotted badly, the shows suck, and there’s no more music. And what dipshit channel cancels Beavis and Butthead?! It’s
like canceling God! You don’t do it! And you haven’t shown a music video since 2002. Well, they show rap videos at 6:00 am on weekdays or
something. But they haven’t shown a MUSIC video since 2002. And about The Osbournes. Ozzy is among the biggest fucking corporate sell outs
ever. But I don’t blame him. I blame his bitchy prick wife Sharon who disgraces all that is metal. She has Ozzy fucking trained like a
fucking dog, and she needs to die in a flaming automobile accident.
Go Back Stupid Fuck