John “Mad Hatter” - First Rant: Part 1: Politics - 9/11, Osama, and Kennedy

The first on my list of the few rants I have would have to be 9/11. Now, I’m not saying that I hate America or anything, I just think that we should quit milking this thing. It has been FIVE YEARS!!! I’m sorry but the chips and dip have all been eaten at this pity party! (Crocker I’m looking at you >XD)

If we weren’t so focused on finding hidden pots in caves over in the Middle East, I’m willing to bet we would have found Osama by now. We found Saddam… and he was in a hole. A HOLE! If you don’t understand where I’m going with this allow me to explain…

CAVES ARE BIGGER THAN HOLES!!! With all of our satellites and new technology that can launch a missile halfway around the world and kill a single fly without harming anything else, I cannot and will not believe we have not found Osama yet. … no chance.

Now please notice that the word Believe has the word Lie in it. From here on out if I have to say the word Believe, it shall be typed “beLIEve.”

I wouldn’t doubt that Osama and “Meester” Bush aint sitting in a room right now playing cards with Hussein and Castro to tell ya the truth. But hey, this is just me talking here, you can all have your own opinions and everything, but come on, 5 years? No Osama?
Well, since were on the topic of politics, lets roll the timeline back to President Kennedy… Had nothing against him, I think he’s cool, but that aint the point.

I think he was getting too close to some government conspiracy secret… why else would he have been assassinated? Who could have hated the guy? Oh yeah, you’re sitting there thinking “This guy has no idea what he’s talkin’ ‘bout… Lee Harvey Oswald shot ‘im.” Well, sure, that’s possible, but maybe, juuuuuust maybe he didn’t. And maybe, juuuust maybe it was someone else. But then again, who knows? All that we know is that Harvey was accused of this crime. Stop and think. Who shot Harvey?

…Yes, Jack Ruby. But why would Harvey need to be shot? WAIT! I KNOW! Maybe he was HIRED to assassinate Kennedy and then he was assured that he would not be fingered for the crime, but since it’s the government, well, they can do whatever they wan, so they fingered him for it. Then he got real mad at these people who weren’t supposed to say anything, so he decided to say something. I think that Ruby was there as insurance to make sure Harvey didn’t talk. Well, he didn’t, and I think (No, really, I don’t remember, and I’m too lazy to look it up) that Ruby’s sentence wasn’t too harsh.

If I’m actually on to anything , which I am, then what other conspiracies does the government have going? Maybe the president is trying to be God? See, maybe the U.N. is just a Risk game? Maybe we’re all just playing a board game? Is that why the president is protected so well? Maybe it’s capture the flag? And the president is America’s flag…

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