Hey want to know something that pisses me off? The completely overused phrase of "EXTREME" or "TO THE MAX", or the annoying habit of
putting X- before everything to make it sound new and fresh. I'll let all you big corporate pieces of shit in on a little secret,
ITS NOT FRESH, IT AINT NEW, AND YOU ALL NEED TO GO SHUT THE FUCK UP. You take all of our beloved childhood memories, slap on extreme,
and think you have yourself a 24k Gold on your plate. No, that thought process right there is a steaming pile of Grade-A American BULLSHIT!
People these days are getting lazier and lazier, they think that if they do something "To the MAX" That they are actually accomplishing
something with their lives besides being fat and taking up fucking space. BURN IN HELL YOU USELESS WASTES OF SPACE AND TIME. Goddamn it.
So remember kids, next time you see something, "Extreme" or "To the Max" Burn this item or object and go do something useful.
Crocker.
Ok, I know what you guys are thinking, "Crocker, rant about fat people? Thats impossible!." No these are the motherfucking retards of all
fat people, these are the stupid fucks that blame their health issues on fastfood establishments. These idiots actually want America to
believe that its McDonald's fault or BurgerKing's fault that they are morbidly obese lazy ass pieces of shit. I'll let these guys in on
another crocker secret, ITS YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN FAULT YOU DUMBASS SHITHEADS! STOP TRYING TO PUT A TRUE FATMAN'S WELL TRUSTED
EATING ESTABLISHMENTS OUT OF BUSINESS.
It seems like these people are just born to suck at life and find something to bitch about. How about you go bitch about how much of a
stupid fuck you are?
"Oh, it was all McDonalds fault that i ate there everyday and supersized every meal and it was there fault that I gained 300 fucking lbs in
one week."
Well you know what? STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH!
So remember kids, dont put my fastfood businesses out of work, OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Crocker
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