I'm sick of every Halloween, the same activist douche bags who want to get rid of Christmas, Easter, and Roadside Memorials,
wanting to get rid of Halloween. Actully if you want to be technical they AREN'T the SAME ones. These ones are even worse.
Eastern Orthodox Christians, Jews And Muslims. Theres your scary Halloween thought. The same people who think Satan is
taking his toll every Halloween by posessing kids to toilet paper your house. SATAN, YOU FIEND! You'd think if it was
Satan's holiday there'd be more trouble than egging houses. Maybe it's the candy. Maybe it's evil. You cant trust them
Snickers I tell you. They're pure evil. Nothing should be that Chocolatey. And whats more evil than kids prowling the
streets at night dressed as Tinkerbell and Spiderman, begging for candy. If satan IS involved in Halloween, I'll tell you
where he is. He's the old ladys who give healthy food to kids. Or worse.. the old penny-giving ladies. Or the jackasses not
giving anything out.(ED(Crocker): Yea that's me, I enjoy slamming the door in their misfigured faces.) What the fuck is wrong with you people?!
I also hate the satanic pricks who talk about it as Spiritual Activites. You know you're full of shit, and you're the ones
who give these Christians these bullshit ideas, and worst yet, I cant tell you to burn in hell, cause thats what you want,
so for you, I hope you rot in a coffin and there is no heaven or hell!
And to all of you "Real witches" and Neo-Pagans who think it's a "vulgar, commercailized mockery of the original Samhain
observances", shut the fuck up, so is Christmas, but the Christian-Conservitaves aren't bitching. Well, atleast not about
that. They're too busy trying to take away the kid's free candy and all the shitty horror movies that this month is built
around.
I used some big words in that rant.
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