Here's the thoughts that go through my mind when nothing else is going on! WHOO!

random babbling: 8-7-06

Here's a question, why the fuck is it whenever you open a new back of chips, it's fucking half empty. That’s fucking ridiculous. Why the hell cant they just fill up the whole goddamn bag. Who the fuck is this being packaged for? I can eat half a bag in a few hours. Fuck i say they not only fill the whole goddamned bag, but they make the bag bigger. It's bullshit. And what about them goddamn mini-bag things, who the fuck do you know that gets filled by them?

Another thought. Why don’t we all go out and by Beetles? I know they're not very great, but just for the pleasure of knowing small children are beating the living fuck out of each other. Just because you drive by! It's that a pleasant thought? Hell, you can even go out of the way to intercept school bus routes. But do it about the time their coming home, they're probably too tired in the morning. I'd like to put a special message on my beetles though if i was gonna do that. It's say: "after you punch the person next to you, kill the driver, tip the bus, then kill your friends!"

Kids piss me off. Especially the ones in the pediasure commercials. You probably know what I mean. With the kids hiding the vegetables then drinking the pediasure like "IT'S SO GOOD, YAY, I'M A PRICK!", even though it probably tastes like liquid shit. And on a pediasure related note, that girl with the wand, COULD SHE HAVE A BIGGER FOREHEAD?!

Also, any kid who buys Kids Bop pisses me off. Or now for that matter. Infact no one should ever buy anything that says "Not Sold In Stores", all right.

There’s stuff I don’t hate though! Like Jerky! And Bacon! Bacon fucking ROCKS! Bacon is like the God of breakfast foods. Pancakes are the Jesus. Fruit Loops are the Mary Magdalene. Yes, they're a whore. A possessed whore. Anyways, all in all, Toucan Sam is a bitch with a hard to chew cereal. I hate him. Eggs kick ass though. They're.. I guess the Moses. Any grain cereals like Sugar Snaps and honey clusters of oats, they're the beast of breakfast foods. Popeye cereal is the Satan. But it's ok. Cause sausage is the pope of breakfast food, and shall vanquish the evil that is Popeye cereal. Toast is good too.

And when are we going start calling French things freedom things. I DEMAND FREEDOM TOAST, FREEDOM FRIES, AND FREEDOM DRESSING!

Also, I hate Mikey, I wish he DID die on pop rocks and coke.

Pop rocks and coke fucking hurt. Don’t do it. Actually, go right ahead. It gives you really bad gas... I mean.. it tastes great and there’s no downside... muahaha.

What evil laughing? You're crazy!

Bono can go fuck himself. And that bald dude from the Christians children fund network whatever bullshit. I hate that bald guy. Especially when he says something like "Why haven’t you called you? You know why I think, I think you just forgot the number!" How dare he make that sweeping generalization. Perhaps I never planned on calling. Maybe I'm just too big of an asshole to call. Perhaps i think he's an old bald fuck who needs to die. Perhaps I'm just to lazy to call. The phones way to far away. And mybe i dont want to put up with sending ten cents a month. That’s a lot. that’s $1.20 a year! That’s $12 a decade! I'm a cheapskate, I cant spend that! Besides, Bono, why not sell your private jet and limo and your big house and that giant lemon you got stuck in on tour and give the money to them? How about all the money from your next 10 CDs and tours and all your merchandise goes to feed the children. Ship over your fucking thanksgiving dinner too, and your stupid fucking sunglasses.

I'm really spiteful aren't I? Try it sometime, it's really fun. Like a carnival. Of hate.

I also think the ite should stop being controversial. Not because it's not fun. God knows it's fun. Just because Emenem once said "We all need a little controversy" and I like to believe everything he says is wrong. I hate him.

Jews suck.

Well that didn't last long!!!

I SHALL CHEW YOUR SOUL LIKE BUBBLEGUM!

Is he'd've a word?

Wouldn't it be nice if you could skip over years 2-10 of your kids life? Not have to put up with him being a dumbfuck and pissing his pants and listening to Kidz Bop and having to deal with that Barney fucker.

I more than support abortion, I think all pregnant couples should be tested and if they fail they MUST have an abortion. That would decrease the number of stupid fucking kids. Stupid fucking kids became stupid from two places: Stupid fucking parents and stupid fucking friends. Eliminate one and hope they eliminate the other.

On the other hand, I don’t want to see a bunch of Ivy League fucking pricks running around. We need to pick off some of them too. I think we need more average fucking people. Most people are too goddamn stupid. Most people are fucking stupid now.

Not everyone has to be necessarily book smart, but some common sense would be nice. I seriously knew someone who has a bee's nest in his grill, so he put gasoline in the grill and lit a match and threw it in and then when it bursts into flames he yells "WHOAH, GAS LIGHTS GOOD!" I wont say any names but ben knows Bryan is that dumb.

...oops.

I fucking rock.

random babbling: 8-8-06



Other stupid shit he's done was putting helium in one of them floaty frizebee/U.F.O./whatever things, he throws it, it goes up, he's like "i dont think it's coming back".

Got another one and did it again.

Why the fuck is there always 10 hotdogs an 8 buns. Ben says cause children dont eat the buns. I think there should be 12 though, cause what if some kids piss me off and I want to eat thier fingers.

Or Michael Jackson wants to eat their dicks.

...Am I the only one who wants to track down everyone ever in an Oscar Meyers commercail and beat them with a blunt object until they stop moving.

Fuck Indiana. I dont know why. It just seemed so right to say.

TO THE CROCKERMOBILE!

Something really makes me hate Naruto.
And One Piece too.
I think it's the voices in my head.

People are fucking stupid, you know that.
But at this point i dont feel reasions are necessary. Just scrool up a bit.

Logic is Dead.
Daed Si Cigol.
Lgioc Is Daed.

Snapple is bullshit. Fuck it. It can burn in hell. So can the Snapple lady. Something tells me not to like her. I think she's evil. Evil bitch. Her fat will burn well in the lake of fire.

So will MTV.
I like to keep MTV hating a constant theme, sorry.
No, wait, fuck you, I'm not sorry. Take that you fucking prick.

random babbling: 8-9-06

According to God, Science Doesn't exsist.
According to Science, God Doesn't exsist.
God was here first.

Everyone says Metallica sold out after the Black Album. But the Black Album was their biggest seller, and after that they changed their sound to make it more bluesy. If they sold out, wouldn't they keep it sounding the same as th black album? Because the main idea of selling out is to do whatever sells best. But Load didn't sell as well as the Black Album. So why, if they were selling out, would ther make Re-Load sound like Load, insrtead of making it sound like the black album.
Use Logic damnit!

Green Day sucks after American Idiot.
Infact, the only Green Day you need is International Superhits.
And anyone who bought Bullet In A Bible is a bitch.

All French like smelly cheese.
Sweeping generalizations kick ass like that!
Fun Fact: Sweeping Generalization is redundant.

Some good ways to piss off a stereotype is to tell punks you think Sum 41 is Punk Rock, or tell a Metalhead that your favorite Metallica song is "Ain't My Bitch"

I think I know whay everyone hates "Aint My Bitch". 3 reasions.
1. It's the first song off of load, which was the first Metallica CD without a trace of metal, and the song was very bluesy.
2. It's not actually about a bitch
3.it's basicly saying this is what we sound like for now, if you dont like it fuck off

Ever notice no band can please it's fanbase forever? Either they keep the music the same and become unoriginal pricks who cant let go of the past, or they change their sound and become sellouts.

Cher is a bitch who cant let go of the past and proves it with her 30,000 Farewell tours. Ok Cher, I've seen the tour part, can we please get to the farewell part?

random babbling: 8-22-06

Little kids piss me off. I was in K-Mart (Homze, get out of my K-Mart), and I was in the CD section and this little kid kept whining and screaming about something. So I leave the section trying to get away from the little prick, and there is this little girl who found a hula hoop. her mom is infront of her looking at something, and the whiney little bitch starts up:
"Mommy! Mommy! Lookt at me! Look at me mommy! Look at me mommy! Look at me mommy! Look at me mommy! Look at me mommy! Look at me mommy!" OVER AND OVER! I'm amazed at how the little pricks can repeat the same thing over and over and over and over!!! So she finally looks and the girl tries to hula hoop and the thing drops faster than a piece of lead. And the bitch mom encouragaes her!
"OH, WOW, THAT WAS SO GOOD!"
I wanted to hit her and yell "NO IT WASN'T!
If it were my kid i'd hit the prick and tell her not to call me again until she can do it. Infact, dont tell me then either, I wont care.

And then after KMart my parents go into Giant Eagle, and I'm waiting in the car. Listening to my Metallica. One. DARKNESS. IMPRISIONING ME, ALL THAT I SEE!...Anyways, I see something in the rearview and I cant believe it. So I pause the music and look. Well you know how in the parking lot thee are driving parts are supposed to be one way? This bitch is not only facing the wring way but she apperantly saw somewone she knows and stopped to talk to him. Problem was he was in another driving lane thing. So at this point you got two pricks talking to eachother blaocking parking spaces and a dririving lane, giving each other cell phone numbers and talking about a party or something. For 5 minutes. Parked. In the drving lanes. Blocking cars. Blocking parking spaces. Screaming to eachother. What scares the hell out of me is that in about 15 years they'll meeet the basic qualifications to run for president. I'll be losing sleep over that.

Apperantly hawks are atticking joggers.
Good.

random babbling: 8-23-06

Some guy got arrested for going to an airport with his mother and when asked what was in his baggage he said he had a bomb. The guard took him to another gaurd and told him to tell the guy what he said. He said i have a bomb. He had a penis pump. He now faces time in a penitentary for saying this in a post-911 world. So why did he say it? He was afraid to tell his mom he was using a penis pump.
Good job dude!

I always get the famous pretentious self-important slutty whores mixed up. I can never get them right. Jesica Simpson, Brittany Spears, you know. Bitches.

E! Sucks. they wanted to do a re-enactment of Dimebag's (From Pantera. If you dont know them then fuck off... or download them. Walk + Cemetary Gates = Godly) onstage-murder AND show footage of it. They asked a... I think it was publicist, I dont know for sure though, to make sure it was ok. This is the Email she sent back: EMAIL FROM HELL! (Thats a refrence to their First [thrash metal] CD [...QUICK, PRETEND THE 4 BEFORE IT DONT EXSIST!])

Potatoes fucking kick ass dude.

And Bono can STILL go fuck himself.
I hate you Bono.
Angelina Jolie isn't much better.
But she has boobs.. so she's kinda better.

Ok. No more thinking for me.

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