Love & Nirvana

Nirvana. One of the biggest, most influential, and inspirational bands of the 90’s, of grunge, and in music in general. Love them or hate them, this is undenyable. Made up of singer and guitarist Kurt Cobain, Drummer Dave Grohl, and Bassist Krist Novoselic.

Am I the only one that thinks it’s sick as fuck that Courtney Love, up until April 13^th owned 97% of their music? That Dave and Krist only own a combined total of 3% of their band’s music? What involvement did Courtney have in their music? How about this: am I the only one that thinks it’s sick that on April 13^th Courtney Love Sold 25% of Nirvana’s music to the highest bidder? That some random motherfucker owns more of Nirvana’s music than Nirvana itself? Even scarier then some random motherfucker, rumors were going around that Bono of U2 had placed a bid. What the fuck? And she sold them, from what I heard, because she’s dirt poor. Well maybe if you didn’t spend all your money on crack and heroin and pain killers. Oh, and if you weren’t such a slut. Oh and if your music didn’t suck. I mean really, you wrote a song criticizing Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit. I mean really, that’s pitiful.

Anyone can criticize Limp Bizkit, you don’t need to write a song about it. I mean hell, I can do it.

He’s bald, fat, short, faggy little baseball cap wearing, and he’s as washed up as a shitty rap/rocker can possibly be, and is hated by the majority of the music community. And the world in general. He’s among the biggest jokes in music. Admittedly, some of his songs are… bearable. Not great, but bearable. And no, I’m NOT talking about Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)… or Rollin’ (Urban Assault Vehicle)….. Or Rollin’ the Remix. What, running out of lame vehicle related names Fred?. Yeah, you have credibility. 3 Versions of the same shitty song. Lets face it, their first CD had 6 tracks with hidden tracks, none of them even near the end of the disc, their second had 8, one being a hidden track IN a hidden track, the last of which they had the balls to name after Les Claypool. Please. They lost their credibility when they featured Pauly Shore in a video. I mean Break Stuff turned out almost sort of kind of in a twisted, sucky kind of way bearable for a Limp Bizkit song (..ok, I basically mean it's fucking hilarious. He packs a chainsaw.), but the people featured in the video was my super hate fest. We’ll start with Mr. Durst, then Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, and PAULY FUCKIN’ SHORE. Only bearable person in that was Jonathan Davis of KoRn. And who the fuck said it was ok for them to work with Bill Paxton? And look at their lyrics. “I hope you know I pack a chainsaw.” WHAT THE FUCK?! “My suggestion is to keep your distance because right now I’m Dangerous.” Fred, you’re never dangerous. Ever. I will, though, admit I like Wes Borland. He dresses in a monkey costume, that’s cool. Plus his name is Wes. Wes. Like Wes Craven. Wes Borland. Borland. Like Al Borland (Richard Karn) from Home Improvement. I’d also like to point out that Fred is a liar and a theif. Who makes a CD called “3 Dallar Bill Y’all$” and sells it for a price other than $3. And he’s also a liar in that he made a “Greatest Hitz” with more than 4 songs on it. Not to mention that Fred Durst is an egotistical bastard that should fall off of the face of the planet and THEN die the most painful death ever. Or he could at least be eaten Tom Araya of Slayer. I just hope he knows, Durst packs a chainsaw.

Slayer & Slipknot

And you know what, I get the same satisfaction out of Slayer as I do out of Slipknot. Probably more really. But yet it takes 9 people in Slipknot to give me that satisfaction and 4 in Slayer. Ponder that one why don’t you? How the hell did Slipknot catch on so well? Don’t get me wrong, they’re ok. Not great. Not terrible. 3^rd best artist mentioned in this article so far. 4^th is Korn I guess. But to pick a 5^th would, at least this fat in, be picking the best piece of shit out of a toilet, so I guess no award for Slipknot or Korn.

Well lets see, I’m sure emo and rap have been covered about 10 thousand times on this site, so I’ll move forth.

I Lied

HAH, that’s just what they want me to do. If you ask me, emo and rap are the poorest excuses for music that the industry has ever sold. The worst part: it sold. Really, hip-hop I don’t mind, hip hop has more positive messages. Or a message in general. Not kill kill fuck rape whore slut bitch. And definably not Drop It Like It’s Not. I can make clicking noises with my mouth too, why aren’t I famous and rich. Is it because I don’t mix gin and juice? And as for emo… there’s a million things on the site to read about emo. They can just go cut they’re wrist.

..now to figure out where to go from here… oh, I know

Stop covering oldies

No, really, stop. It’s not that cool. Covers are fine, even sole old ones, but some songs really need to die. Yes Misfits, that means stop covering the Monster Mash. Yes Disturbed, no more Shout for you, and especially you Rob Zombie, I still have the emotional scars from Brick House 2003. Really, I do. Because I really don’t need to see my favorite bands doing love songs from the 1960’s. Yes Mr. Jerry Only, this does mean that Project 1950 was a bad idea.

Country

Here’s a question: why the hell do people want to listen to old depressing stories about peoples Ex-wives and how they’ve been to prison. I really don’t give ¼ of a fuck. I don’t see what’s so great about that bullshit. Really, why the fuck must you babble on and on about that stupid bullshit.

Assholes

The music world is filled with something else that needs disposed of: talented singers/songwriters/bands/guitarists/ect. that are talented but fucking assholes. I think that despite their talent these people probably shouldn't be in bands, because if they are, we're sure to see the bands downfall. Then a second rate solo project. Look at Glenn Danzig and the mifits, Billy Corgan and the Smashing Pumpkins, Axl Rose and Guns And Roses (But he's an exception to the talent rule, his band rocks, his vocals suck). Some take being an asshole to extremes. Glenn has fired and pissed off almost as many people as Dave Mustaine (who is also included on my list), firing people for buying a cheeseburger that the band couldn’t afford. The dude probably shouldn't have, but firing is a bit harsh.

I say we give all bands a chance, and once a member pisses off the rest of the band to the point they disband, we beat them to the point they are physically unable to do whatever the fuck they do in the band to prevent a shitty solo project. Like that damn Paul McCartney. Even some talented artists fuck up great bands. Stone Temple Pilots. Scott Weiland. He got arrested for buying drugs so many times that tours got canceled and the band eventually just disbanded.