Person of the year?

YOU!

You know time magazines Person of the year? This year it's "YOU". Yes. They wrote you. First off, what a cop out. They could come up with NOTHING else?!

Second off where’s my plaque.

Third what has the average person done to deserve it? Slept? Sit in sweat clothes watching CSI eating Cheetos from noon until four makes us all person of the year ...buying laser-guided scissors makes up person of the year? Ricky spent most of his time eating tacos and watching Invader Zim, good job person of the year. Ben smoked... good job ... God knows what the hell Sean spends his spare time doing I don’t think I want to know, but he's person of the year too. Know what the worst part is? They let the religious activists in too the fuckers.

And furthermore. WHERE IS MY FUCKING PLAQUE?!

But damn, they even have a little mirror onf the fucking cover you can see yourself in. Good job Time. You jackasses.

WHERES MY PLAQUE?!

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