Wake the Fuck Up: Value Brands--DON’T DO IT!

Just a quick notice. DON’T BUY VALUE TOILET PAPER. It’s not worth 500 rolls for $8 if they feel like you shoved a piece of printer paper up your ass. Don’t get it, it’ll just give you ass paper cuts. God forbid you fork over the money for a good roll. Then the assholes don’t even put the shit on the roll right. I got half an inch of cardboard sticking out of one side and cant get it on the roller right. Nice. Thanks Mother fuckers. Go die in a gutter somewhere.
Value toilet paper sucks. Just like Disneyland (Fuck you, Disneyworld is better).
And value batteries. Don’t do that either. They’re 5000 for a dollar. WHOOO! Until you realize they last one day in your fucking CD player. Even the best CD player. You know, not the value brand CD player that skips and all that bullshit. So fuck you. Stop buying the value brands. Just fuckin’ stop.

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