Halloween Thoughts

Heres an idea for a hunted house. You walk in and immedaitly theres a 10 foot drop into a pitch black pit. At this point your legs are broken. As you scream in pain, the animals arrive. Lions, Tigers, Wolves, anything that will rip you apart really. So at this point,if you havn't yet, you may notice that theres dead bodies all around you. Or you might be one of them. So the rest of the haunted house basicly involves you laying there bleeding and dying in pain in a dark pit full of corpses and deadly animals whos only sorce of food is you. I think that'd be kinda scary.

Or on the other hand you could always make them stare at [Insert famous person we make it all too obvious we hate here] for all eternity.

Why is it that people only smash pumpkins and throw eggs and stuff on Halloween? What are you, a three-year-old?! Think BIG! Find a house, kill their resident's kid when he goes out trick or treating, tie the kid's body to a tree, put the kids head on the door-step, ring the doorbell, and RUN!
I garuantee I some dumbass will try that. But why hasn't that been in a horror movie yet?

Or heres a better prank:
Put on a costume and break into your friends house, and stab them in the leg with a knife. Cut their legs off and salt the wound. Maybe some lemon juice too. Or acid. Anyways, then skin their left arm, and lock them in the basement. Start up a chainsaw and cut their right arm off, Then, pretend to go for their head, but just before you do anything, take off the costume, and yell "GOT YA!" Then politely inform them it was all a prank. They'll understand, and you'll both get a good laugh out of it.


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