Cool, we got the two generic Misfits songs out of the way, that means next year, we can pick new ones, and it can be a
surprise, WHOO! WILL IT BE AMERICAN PSYCHO? BRAINEATERS? VAMPIRA?! WHO KNOWS?! Maybe we can have a poll, and vote and.. no,
fuck you, I'll pick. Right now, i'm likin' Braineaters, but wait a year, we'll see. I promise I wont put up the twangy Walk
Among us vrion though ...BRAINS FOR DINNER, BRAINS FOR LUNCH, BRAINS FOR BR- I'll stop. ...OI OI OI... had to do it. Never
has a song about eating brains been so fun. Sadly I cant back that up, I havn't heard every song about eating brains.
Anyway, Sony has been trying to change our minds as well. Oh by the way, before I get on that, let me correct something,
the PSP are still in production, but have simply been pulled from several retailers. Guess Sony cant let it die.
But yes. After overheating and exploding lithium batteries, and all the PS3 problems, they claim that there is good news.
Lets see what Mr. Article says:
"On Oct. 26, Sony said it had eliminated 10,100 jobs (6% of its workforce) and sold off an estimated $1.1 billion worth of
assets. Sony's boss is making good progress on other fronts as well. He's trimmed costs, focused product lines, and shut
underutilized factories -- all of which is expected to be completed by the March, 2008, deadline."
So laying off 6% of your work force and sending them to the unemplaoyment line is progress? And where are these cost
trimmings? Is the PS3 only $599.99 now? The onlt Sales I've seen trimmed is for old products, like the PSP.
All in all it seems like a desperate attempt to make more money. Good job Sony.
It's a dark dark time for mankind. no, not the wresteler, he's still rich. Good to know, right? But there is horrible
news. i'll start with the worst. KFC is going to start using a cooking oil without trans-fat. Allright, I know it's hard,
but dont cry. Atleast not yet, cause it gets worse. The original factory that made pink flamingo lawn ornaments, not any of the spin-off ones,
the original... it's going out of business. Ok, stop crying, I know it's hard.. I mean, this nation was practically built
on pink flamingos, but it gets worse. *Sigh* Ready? ...Ok. The new Zelda game.. well... you'll need 5 heart pieces to get
a new heart instead oft the usual 4. It's so sad. You may cry now.
Remember that house that put stuff up October 1st? I ranted about it? Well guess what? Theydidn't put their shit on.
Nice guys, nice!
Why is it that no horror movies come on until a few days before Halloween? Channe;s used to show them from the 1st to the
31st.now they start on the 28th. The earliest I'vee seen was one channel showing it 13 days before Halloween. Thats
retarded. It's like they cant put the horror movies on until the last minute, but when it comes to Christmas it cant come
early enough. They start selling Christmas stuff in OCTOBER! WHAT THE FUCK?! IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN! Shit! Not even
Thanksgiving!
Anyone hear about the shiotfest that is a new Green Day/U2 video. Yes. Both.
Pretentious Pricks + Emos = Probably some overhyped politival bullshit song about how much they hate Bush.
The fact that I hate both bands means that I wont watch it, but I bet I'm right.
I Think That'll do, you can kill come Trick Or Treaters now.
Happy get free candy off your neighbors day!
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