Customer-Bob(B)
Tech Support Guy- Osama Moustapha Rasheem Hashmeer Kareem Usef Ali Bin Gaba (G)
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(B) Hello, is this Microsoft Tech Support?
(G) No, you have reached HP tech support, i will transfer you, please hold on
(Gaba puts phone next to a CD player playing elevater music as he changes his hat from one that says "HP" to one that says "MSN", then waits 15 minutes just for the hell of it)
(G) Hello, Microsoft tech support how may I help you?
(B) Uhm.. I need help with my computer, see ,it wont turn off...
(G) Oh, you need to contact the manufactorer for that, who made your computer
(B) Dell..
(G) Ok, I will transfer you, please hold
(Gaba puts phone near elevater music agaiin, changes hat to a Dell hat, and pulls out big outdated computer tech book from 1994 then waits 15 minutes)
(G) Hello how may I help you
(B) wait.. you're the same guy!
(G) ...no
(B) YES YOU ARE!
(G) So your computer isn't turning off?!
(B) If your not how did you know that?
(G) ...Restart the computer and tap F1 repeatedly...
(B) It wont restart
(G) Uhhhhhh...
(B) Should i just hold the button in?
(G) YES!
(Bob retarts computer)
(B) Ok, it's retarting
(Bob taps F1 Repeatedly, and he hears what sounds like a bell ring and Gabba yells one minute to what seems to be someone in a diferent part of the building)
(G) are you on a different screen now?
(B) Yes
(G ok hit Enter
(B) What'd that do?
(G) I dunno, probably nothing, ok go to-
(B) wait.. should i just switch this from Do Nothing to Turn off in computer options
(G) I Dunno.. try!
(B) ..it worked...
(G) PRAISE ALLAH, THANK YOU VALHALLAH I SHALL HAIL A SACRED COW TONIGHT IN YOUR HONOR, VALHALLA!!!
(B) ... whatever...
(Bob Hangs Up)
(G) Sorry about that
(Gabba switches hat)
(G) Welcome to 7-11, how may i help your face?
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