It's almost over! Goodbye 2006

Well, it's not far from the new year. Atleast according to everything I see. I really dojnt know. I'm on break, so my life has been a haze the past week. But I'll assume that's pretty much true, seeing as break hasn't ended (I think) and Christmas ended (I think... yeah, I remember, there were gifts and family I hate.). Anyways, heres my last rant of 2006, and I am starting this with no real idea. I'm just gonna try to rant about 2006 in general and see where we end up.

To be honest I dont think I have a real choice on what to start with. I think I have to start with what everyone is talking about revcently. I dont hink I have any free will on the matter. For those of you who dont know, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, SADDAM IS FUCKING DEAD! Yup. He dont move no more. Everyone thinks it's some big victory. I dont really think so. We're still in Iraq, we still dont know where Osama is, and Larry The Cable Guy is still popular. Sorry to kill the happy, but the happy makes us lose focus on the other goals. I mean we've had him captive for so long, he hasn't meant anything for months. He wasn't much more dangerous captive than dead. Ehhh, whatever.Though not like theres much else to be happy about. We still have high gas prices, Killer vegetable diseases, and worst of all, Snakes on a Plane came out on DVD.

What else happened in 2006. Well, first the Steelers won a Superbowl, the one crashed, then they kinda sucked.

Dick Cheney shot some guy. That shitty Crash movie won some dumbass award. A tropical storm was named Larry. Which is stupid. The age of battleships ended or something... Like theres no more in use I think. Whatever...

A bunch of people decided to be gay and protest illegal immigration. Then they did something called The Great American Boycott... something about doing that and demanding immigrant rights. Couldn't have been too great, I dont really remember it, I'm just looking at a list of shit that happened this year.

Then somepeople bitched about 9-11, and some decided to skip the whining and go see the new Pirates movie. Didn't notice it came out on 9-11. Maybe I couldn't hear that announcement over the whining. Then the pope pissed off the Islams and I laughed at them.

Google was all greedy and bought YouTube.

Playstation 3 Began Sony's steady decline into what I hope will be bankruptcy.

People died. More people died. Some guy died, then some Austrailian guy died. Then people killed Stingrays.

Blah Blah Blah.

Then Iron maiden Released a kickass new CD. And Pearl Jam. And Red Hot Chili Peppers. Then a shitty new CD was compaired to some Epic ones. If you pay attention to the site I dont have to explain that. If you dont, too bad, I wont.

...Oh then we put up a site, and rehashed the same rants alot, because it's so much goddamn trouble to take 5 minutes to look at the MSN homepage, see something stupid, and write a short paragraph mocking it. It's 100% your people's fault that there are about 7 anti-Sony rants, and god knows how many anti-religion rants. I mean you could rant about anyhting. I dont care, but no, you're too lazy to write about how pissed off you are at the bag of chips. Fuckers.

Hey, did any of you know James Brown died on Christmas? I didn't know that. Why didn't I get the memo?

And according to a book the apocalypse happened this year. The next one is in 2012 I guess.

All in all 2006 kinda sucked I guess, so lets start 2007 off on a good foot.
With a special Guest...
Introducing:
JEFF THE DANCING CHRISTMAS TACO-GOD


Have a good new year. I'll be here looking out for dumbasses and shitheads.
Have a good year, and maybe if we're all good, Santa, or Jeff, will bring us another new year.

(And for the record I hate how this turned out, but i dont have time to write something new)

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Random year end credits:

Thanks to Ben, Crocker, Matt, Tunny, Ricky, Sean, and anyone else who did anything in a rant.
Thanks to Matt VonHofen for the Jeff drawing.
Thanks to Crocker/Matt (a little) for showing me coding.
Notes:
Ricky: Reprod ("GARY NUMAN? AGAIN?!")
Sean: Here to Wisconsin.
Ben: You broke the toaster. Rant more asshole.
Crocker: BEN STOLE YOUR RANT, GO GET HIM!
That'll do.