I hope you're having a happy fucking Easter, and I hope you puke all that chocolate back up.

I want you to fucking tell me how in the hell bunnies and eggs got associated with the day Jesus rose from the dead.And colored eggs at that. I dont think Jesus rose from the dead you you could paint a fucking egg one day a year then hide candy from small children. Which is sick. Sick bastads... GIVE ME THE CANDY!

Anyway, I'd like to come up with 500 ways that Easter is bullshit, but i dont feel like it. So I'll keep it at this: I want to break some bunnies in half this time of year.

Fuck you and choke on your candy eggs. I hope Jesus rises again and strikes you down with a bolt of lightning.

And have a wonderful easter.

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