I Just Lost More Hope In Humanity
I figured out who I hate the most. Fundamentalist Christians “HEY LETS GO BUY A BOOK, THEN LIGHT IT ON FIRE IN PROTEST” Yeah.. ok...but the author is still getting money ...so what did you accomplish? I bet they actually make MORE money from book burning than under normal circumstances, because that’s a massive amount o people buying it so they can burn it. So if I write a book, I’m praying for a burning. And these aren’t regular Christians. These are the extreme ones. The ones who have to ask if they can take a mint from a bowl cause it’s stealing if they don’t. These are the ones who cant listen to any music. It’s all satanic. Even the Christian bands are satanic. In fact it’s all satanic. If it’s not Passion of the Christ or the Bible, you have to KEEP AWAY.
What the fuck aren’t they against. These people actually wasted a part of their life telling us that Pokémon was satanic. Yes. A fucking kids game is going to bring the anti-Christ. Happy Otter is a gateway to hell. And Judas priest really DOES cause people to commit suicide. Actually come to think of it Pokémon took a lot of shit from people I hate. Animal rights activists, people claiming it was racist, Christians, AND Buddhists.
I also blame these people for banned and challenged books. Do you realize that “Where’s Waldo” is #88 on the list of the top 100 most banned books? Because of one topless woman in the beach scene. An Exposed woman in a children’s book, ok I can see that that’s bad, so #88, right. But then why is it so low? Surely if we don’t want our children seeing that it would be higher than that , right? Apparently not. But what’s above it must be HORRIBLE, right?! It must be CRAZY! It has to be things like American Psycho, The Satanic Bible, The Anarchists Cook Book, and The Big Book of Killing People. Ok, I made that last one up. Well, Satanic Bible isn’t even on the list. In fact, you’d think the top 20 would have some real bad shit right? …Kinda. Lets assess this list though, so you can all see how stupid this thing is. #60 is American Psycho. The first person narrative of a wealthy cereal killer, who tortures and kills victims, and feels no feelings about it. Basically the Misfits song. Everything that’s in the song is there, cocaine, sex, killing, torture. Number 60. What’s above has to be HORRIBLE SICK SHIT, right?! WHATELSE COULD IT BE?!
#16 is Goosebumps. You remember Goosebumps? I read that shit in 3rd grade! A BOOK THAT TELLS YOU HOW TO MAKE BOMBS AND DRUGS, THE ANARCHIST COOKBOOK IS BELOW GOOSEBUMPS! WHAT THE FUCK?! Harry Potter is #7...
Do you know what the number one is. The most horrible and sinister of all books. The book that will bring war and famine and death and pestilence and the apocalypse. The one that will bring Satan and his minions to destroy us all. …it’s The Scary Stories Series. You know.. “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.” I fucking read that in 5th fucking grade!
Reflect on that. Anarchist Cookbook is illegal in some countries. And it was out banned by a book read to 5th graders.
Here’s my question. Girls and sex: #95. Boys and Sex:#58. How the hell was such a gap created?! Same writer too.
And “Little Black Sambo.” I looked it up, because I heard of it before (mentioned int the Stphen King Book "Pet Semetary", it’s not offensive, it’s just weird. Something Ben might write on acid. A little black boy has to sacrifice his new red coat and his new blue pants and his new purple shoes to four tigers, including one that wears his shoes on his ears, but he outsmarts these predator, they turn into butter, and he goes home, where he eats 169 pancakes for his supper.
I’m ending this before it gets MORE fucked up.
Everyone is Stupid.