Lost His Mind

Recently i heard the following story:
When President Kennedy was shot dead and buried, his brain was not buried with his body. I was given to a part of the government for safe keeping.
Apperantly, it wasn't kept so safe though.
They lost John. F. Kennedy's brain
How the hell do you lose the fucking presidents brain?! I Really want to know!! There has to be some kind of cover up here. Otherwise we have some real dipshits in government. Oh wait, we knew that already.
I just cant image how that Happens:

Bill: Hey Bob, where's the presidents brain?!
Bob: I dunno Bill, it was here last night, then I got drunk, like REALLY fucking wasted! I remember something called "brain Volleyball" or maybe it was baseball... Football? Anyway, then I wake up in a pool of my own blood and piss, and theres some dude nest to me, eating a hamburger. I asked him where he got the mean and he wouldn't tell me. He just gave me a bite. It wasn't bad. Tasted like no meat I ever had. Bill: Thats great Bob! Lets go find that brain now!!

Thats all I got. Theres no good explaination for it! Jesus, what the fuck!
Anyway, fuck it, everyone is a fuckin' idiot.

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