More of that stupid fucking "War On Christmas"...

So, I know several of you already know about this, but with stupidity being slower than usual, I’ll ramble aimlessly about it anyways, mostly because the site hasn’t been updated in 11 days as of me starting this rant.

For those of you who don’t know, earlier this month, an air port put up some Christmas tees. Yeah, that’s “Holiday tree for some of you pea brained dipshits out there isn’t it. Yeah cause we all have to be “Politically correct.” Well that’s what this whole deal is about. But more on that later. Back to the story. So it’s 1958, and - shit. Wrong story. So they put up the trees, and some Jewish priest, whatever they call ‘em, rabbi, whatever. I dunno his name. We’ll call him Rabbi Bob. And since were making shit up, Rabbi Bob speaks in Ebonics. Why? Because I’m bored and am making a feeble attempt to spice this up. So Rabbi Bob is like “YO! MOTHA FUKKIN’ [Insert airline name of choice here], YOU BEST BE PUTTIN UP MENORAHS, OR WE BE BUSTIN’ A LAWSUIT IN YA ASS! WORD! Y‘ALL HAS YO RELIGIOUS SYMBOL UP. WE WANTS OURS” Yup, just as stupid as I thought it’d be. But in a nutshell that’s what he said. Probably used big words. You know. He’s a Jew. Anyhow, that’s not the point. Well, I’m gonna stray further from the point. Is the Christmas tree a Holiday smymbol or a religious symbol. Well? Well you don’t matter anyways! I’ve asked about 10 people. The numbers don’t matter because they’ve all said the same thing. It’s a HOLIDAY symbol. Where does this guy get off calling it a religious symbol. I’d like to point out that one of their big religious symbols, the dreidel is a BETTING GAME! Talk about greedy Jews. Haha, I’m such a jackass.

Anyways, the airline decides not to fuck with this. Cause I know what would happen next Christians would be like PUT UP A CROSS, then blacks would be like PUT UP A… what is a black symbol for Kwanzaa? Corn? Then Mexicans would be like PUT UP JEFF THE DANCING CHRISTMAS TACO-GOD! Then Satanists would be like PUT UP A PENTAGRAM, and Christians would be like THAT’S OFFENSIVE, and Atheists would be like TAKE IT ALL DOWN, THERE IS NO INVISIBLE MAN IN THE SKY!

So, the airline decides to box up the trees. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, Jews are killing Christmas. I’m not much for religion, but why in the hell should a Jew and a Muslim, and a black pray, but not a Christian. That’s fucked up. Religion in itself is one of the more fucked up things in life. We’re in a war over it. Like George Carlin said: “Millions of dead motherfuckers all because they gave the wrong answer to the god question: ‘You believe in god?’ ‘No.’ BOOM! Dead. ‘You believe in god?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘You believe in my god?’ ‘No.’ BOOM! Dead. ‘My god has a bigger dick that your god.’” Wont be long before we change the name of Hail Mary in football. So, the rabbi wants this menorah so it can be fair, right? Well we’ve been being REAL fair lately, eh? Jews being allowed to have menorahs in public but a Christian not being allowed to have a cross is real fair. Jews being able to celebrate the Hanukah season, but Christians having to celebrate the Holiday Season is REAL fair. Affirmative Action is REAL fair. Good job being REAL fair.

“And don’t give me that ‘you’re a racist because you don’t approve affirmative action.’ Go fuck yourself. It’s complete bullshit. Racism is described as being biased against a particular individual based on skin color. Affirmative action allows people to go to college on a scholarship based on a certain skin color.
~Foamy

I Win.