Little things tend to piss me off to an extreme level. Not even rational things like Crocker hating “X-Treme” and that stuff. No, mine are pretty fucking irrational. Like the fact that I know one kid, he’s not that bad of a guy, but he IS missing three teeth. It passed me off so much, I just want to cram some fake teeth into the gap. I hate it when people pronounce acronyms as a word. Especially the internet ones. I always want to kill the fucker who says “Lawl.” Lawl isn’t a word jackass, first off your dipshit internet sayings shouldn’t leave your computer, and second, if you ARE going to be a douche about it, ATLEAST pronounce it as an acronym. “L.O.L.” I also hate it when people type out pronunciations no one asked for. Like if I took “L.O.L.” and said “Pronounce it ‘Ell-Oh-ELL.’” WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT HUMAN FUCKING DICTIONARY?! How about you shove that pronunciation up your fucking ass! And don’t make non-words into words. Like URL, not “Erl”. Then theres “Roffle” for “ROFL”. Or shorthand for character “Char” said like the word that means “To blacken by burning.” Char does not mean character, and you could at least pronounce the made up word right. Like the word “care” I guess. Most of the people who do this have internet characters. Which, for the most part, is a way of saying too much free fucking time. But none of the above could possibly make me hate them more then the Runescape bastards. Oh my fucking lord in heaven save our fucking souls which have undoubtedly been damned all the way to hell from the atrocious, gigantic pile of steaming horse shit that is known as hardcore Runescape fans. I cant believe how lonely these people must be. You’re spending time that could be better spend outside, or with friends, or even.. Well.. HERE (mmm.. Shameless plug) killing cows for leather to sell to the bastards trying to get LV. 100 leather making, or, as you Runescape folks say: “Takin n00bs out into wildy to kill thm n tke theyre stuff LOL”. God I hate you motherfuckers. It’s not even if you play it occasionally. But if you play it more than a few hours every few days, TAKE A FUCKING NAP! GO OUTSIDE, THERES STUFF OUT THERE! YOU KNOW! LIKE REAL PEOPL! ONES WHO YOU CAN PROVE AREN’T 45 -YEAROLD CHILD MOLLESTERS WACKING OFF TO YOUR SCREENNAME!

Then there’s KoRn.

Y’all want a single? Fuck that!

And OH MY GOD, PEOPLE WHO MAKE RANDOM POSTS FOR A FUCKING PERSONAL STORYLINE! Have you seen these fuckers creeping around the internet? They don’t deserve to live. They go around and start a random topic, usually a conversation between themselves and their “alternate personality” or whatever the fuck they talk to nowadays, to try to make a storyline for themselves on the site (Usually a forum), to try to be creative. FUCK OFF! YOU’RE NOT STEPHEN SPEILBURG! You don’t NEED a personal storyline. Besides, they’re never interesting enough to keep finding the posts that make up the storyline. And the storylines suck usually.

Now some things that have nothing to do with the English language. I hate people who hear one song by a band on the radio and think they’re huge fans. This happens a lot with Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” People ask me to put on Nirvana a lot , and when I put on a song like Mr. Moustache, Very Ape, or Territorial Pissings, They stare at me and go “I asked for Nirvana”, and I’m all “This IS Nirvana” and they’re all like, “No, the band to that Cobain guy, you know, Smells Like Team Spirit”, and I say “1. That’s teen dumbfuck, 2. This is them, 3. I’m not playing that song. It’s overplayed and overrated. If you don’t like this song, fuck off and take the Kurt Cobain shirt off, you’re not a fan.” Doesn’t that piss you off royally? Some douche wears a shirt of a band they don’t know jack shit about.

I hate it when people quote shit way too much. It’s not bad in bits, but.. Well for instance some fucking bitch just kept saying “ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER” in my tech class, quoting that Accepted move. Over. And over. And over. I WANTED TO FUCKING FLIP OUT ON THE BITCH!

Then there’s KoRn.

Cause as KoRn once said “Ring around the rosie , Pocket full of posies, Ashes, ashes, We all fall down.” Oh wait. No, they didn’t write that. I demand they give credit in that song. It’s made up of nursery rhymes. They didn’t write them. They’re from centuries ago. I DEMAND THEY GIVE CREDIT!. Cause as Mr. Davis one said “(Screaming and an angsty way) NICK NACK PATTYWACK GIVE A DOG A BONE, THIS OLD MAN CAME ROLLING HOME!” Trust me, it’s as intimidating as it sounds.

Actually I dont hate KoRn, they're pretty annoying sometimes, but atleast they're not Emenem... They're just easy to make fun of.

That’s all for now. Go take a nap, all that reading must be hard for you.

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