Mad Hatter - First Rant: Part 3: Stupid Studies & Insanity

Well, Ok, I’m back. And My next subject out of my magic rant bag iiiiiiis:

Insanity.

Yeah, not a long subject here but worth touching on. Do you know what kind of studies were doing? Let me tell you one of them.

A study has proved that people who pick their nose and eat the findings are 50% less likely to get sick than people who don’t. WHO FUNDS THESE THINGS??? DON’T YOU THINK THAT WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN FIGURE THIS OUT? DON’T YOU THINK THATWE COULD BE FUNDING OTHER STUDIES? MORE HELPFUL STUDIES? Like maybe trying to figure out what drives people to insanity? Maybe why Schizophrenics have the disease? Or what causes it at least.

We are so close to finding a cure for Leukemia and we are funding studies for snot, figure that out. (ED. - Maybe snot IS the cure! It prevents sickness right?!)

This is actually making me go insane, which is why I wanted to point it out. Another thing, which I think may contradict what I said, but still needs saying is that maybe scientists don’t care. Maybe an Insane Asylum is where they send people they don’t feel like dealing with. (Short, I know, but it’s still a thought in progress)

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