Bent 11th Rant - Macs

Ok, ok this rant is about Mac computers and the lies they are feeding you in their commercials. In the commercial there is a preppy dressed guy standing next to a guy in a suit. The preppy guy is the Mac and he’s telling you about how much better he is then the PC. Well, Mac is a PC if you think about it and I bet you that they are talking about a low-grade PC, like the one I am writing this rant on. GOD DAMN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! But at least it isn’t a Mac, because believe me Macs aren’t that good. First, when you drag stuff onto your desktop you are not really dragging the stuff, you are making shortcuts. These Mac people need to grab there helmets, they are taking a ride on the back of the short bus. Then it goes onto the PC crashing because it has a virus. Well, I have a really, really shitty computer, and to my knowledge it hasn’t crashed. My dad says it did, but I never did for me, and I’m on a lot more then him. But I have used Macs, they crash constantly every think you do.

*moves mouse*

*computer crashes*

*clicks on an icon*

*computer blows up*

Just like that, I mean Macs are worse then eMachines, now that is bad Chris the other writer [ED.- I think they’re aware of who I am by now though. Especially seeing as most of the people who visit here know us.] had an eMachine [ED.- actually I think the singular is still eMachines. That might be too big language for some of you, if your heart hurts just take a 2 minute break, and then keep reading.], and that thing like blew up or something [ED.- The hard drive is fried…more big language for some of you.] Also, then it goes on to say that PCs have all these viruses, and makes it seem like the Macs have none. Well, I can tell you they probable have more, or maybe the nerds who make them feel so bad for the Macs that they try to help it, but I doubt it.

So yea Macs get your helmets, your riding in the back of the short bus. Bye bye.


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