Ben Talks About Pot. Again.

Ok this rant is about anti-drug people I know you all think I hate them but the truth is this: I hate them all. I hate them for many good reasons first of all there slandering pot. Ok first of all don’t listen to a word they are saying until you talk to either me or your local stoner because the government will tell you if you smoke pot, you will become a retard this is not true because anyone who actually sits down and talks to me will learn that I am actually pretty smart (ED. - except at spelling). I’m not bragging either I have taken an I.Q. test I got a 160 so haha 140+ you’re a genius.

So haha fuck you government. Also they will tell you that we are all lazy and wont work. Well, there’s one thing: those are hippies, and not all stoners are hippies because, look at me and my mom we are both hard working Americans, and we both smoke pot to unwind after a hard day. So 2 for me none for you (ED.- Isn't that an old twix slogan?). Goddamn government GO AHEAD COME AFTER ME SEE IF I GO DOWN EASILY I WONT BE SILENCED, THE TRUTH ABOUT POT MUST BE TOLD. Now there is this little thing called crack I must talk about. Ok this is going to make me sound kinda like a hypocrite but I hate crack. First of all it only gives you a high for only about a few seconds, so what’s the deal. I mean really black people, stop smoking crack because if you smoke crack you will never get off welfare. But now I must touch on the anti-drug commercials, because they are just right out lying to you, and you don’t even know it. First of all it’s the girl and she’s like flat and the other girl says that she isn’t fun any more because she smokes pot but this is wrong because potheads are the most fun people ever I mean really, if you didn’t have potheads there would be no Ozzy no Metallica because Im sure they wrote some of there best songs high (ED.-...actually.. i dont think Metallica ever smoked...just drank.. alot. Ozzy is true though. And lets not forget Sublime) because they just rule too much not to, and other bands or people,like the Nug, he talks about being high all the time. Well, this is my last word.

potheads (not hippies) = hard working smart laid back easy people to get along with

Government = conservative fart smelling asshole window lickers

Crackheads = the actual enemy because they are actually what the government says potheads are window lickers

so that’s 2 more for the list so bye


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