So I'm walking down the street from my house to my bus stop. And I can see it from
halfway down the street. One house...COVERED in Halloween decorations and shit. Not
like a few decorations, I mean shit in the yard, shit in the windows, shit on the
house, on each side of the driveway... I mean I'm OK with that... BUT THEY PIT IT
UP ON OCTOBER 1ST!! OCTOBER FUCKING FIRST!!
Off Topic- Why is October the 10th month? OCTO = 8, Not 10 Jackass!
Anyways, I respect the enthusiasm, but Halloween isn't a best decorated house
contest, no reasion to be a jackass about it. I mean this guy punts up Black and
Orange Christmas lights, "scary" Music (it's in quotes cause it's not scary), and
about 65 different Halloween related decorations, and he'll probably put up those
lame fake spiderwebs and shit.
But at this point I'd like to make note of one particular sign on the propert,
which was in the front lawn. It flashed "Turn Back Now." Now you may not
understand, I see this on the way to SCHOOL. That WILL tempt me listen to that
sign. That will fuck with me daily, since I see it on the way to my bus stop. I
swear someday i'll walk back to my house, walk in, and when they ask why I'm back
I'll just say "I Must obey The Sign," then run upstairs and take a nap. You know,
cause I'm tired at 6:30 in the morning, and there's nothing on T.v.
Well I suppose thats it. Dynamic ending, huh?
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