Ok, this rant is about horror movies. Today there are a lot of horror movies being made which are
pretty much old horror movies but given a little twist. Like “Exorcism of Emily Rose”. I don’t have to
say what that’s is a copy of, but none of them are scary they are just retarded like “Exorcism of Emily
Rose”. And why do they keep saying that they are based off of true events, trying to act like everything
happened? But I can tell you that pretty much none of that stuff happened, like in “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”
the only true thing is that they guy made things from people parts. That’s it nothing else really.
Oh and
“The Exorcist” almost nothing is true in that movie except there was a person who was "possessed" and it was a boy,
not a girl but either way I don’t really care.
Oh, and “Amityville Horror” that stuff didn’t even happen at all.
The house was real that’s it nothing else, the people came out and said the story was all made up, they were
paid to say it was real (ED. - The murder WAS real, and there really were a lot of lies in the attic in that one area, but the rest was made up). But something that did happen that was good was that they proved that most psychics are
complete retards that need to grab there helmets because they are fucking windowlickers.
Oh, and
the story lines for most horror movies don’t make sense in the sequels. Take, take for example Friday the 13th movies.
In the first one they say he drowned and his mom is actually the killer but in the second one he is alive and he never
died, he was living as a hermit for along time, and in the third one he drowned again and his dead body comes out and
grabs the girl and so on (ED.-Lets not forget that bastard sequel where it was someone the main characters knew being possessed by a Jason mask they were wearing. That was stupid).
It goes for almost all horror movies with sequels Halloween, In the first one has mortal and he’s
just crazy, then in curse of Michel Myers he is all of a sudden cursed, and then in Halloween resurrection he is being hung by
Jamie Lee Curtis (ED. - Bitch) and he’s mortal again. And in Halloween 3 that just didn’t make since at all and it was retarded (ED. - FUCK HALLOWEEN 3!!!)
and now they are making up retarded horror people and retorted horror movies.
Well, I should stop so bye bye. (ED. - What? Not one joke about Rob Zombie directing the Halloween remake? Jesus Ben, you’re slipping!)
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