Check it out, you guys get to be the excuse to play in an image editor. Good job jackasses. But atleast you get good music.
THat is if you enable it. Otherwise fuck you.
Ok, I'm gonna hit alot of topics tonight, most of it not even about Halloween, so put the chainsaw, and let the trick-or-treaters out of their chains. Or
atleast them. For now..
Why are we telling kids to know how to dail 911 of they get lost if they're being watched by you? You're not trust
yourself enough? Thats bad. Plus, 9-yearolds shouldn't have cell phones, and if they cant talk to strangers, how will they
get a phone?
“Halloween night, everybody we have on adult probation that is a sex offender will be visited multiple times,”
Priests too? But they're anti-Halloween! It's satanic! Will you still make sure they're not fucking Tiny Tim? (That can
apply to the Music Guy, or a small child).
I think that started off on an excellent note.
But you gotta hear this, all kidding aside.
"Like many shelters around the country, the Kootenai Humane Society in Coeur d'Alene is prohibiting black cat adoptions
from now to Nov. 2, fearing the animals could be mistreated in Halloween pranks - or worse, sacrificed in some satanic
ritual"
Thats just retarded. True satanists dont sacrifice lack cats, I learned that on the webbernet. Thats just Christian lies
clouding your judgemnt. I'm not satanic or anti-christ, I'm just telling ya. Besides, what if some dude wants to buy a
black cat. He has to wait? Fuck that, you all suck. and why second? Why not first? Why the hell canyt we buy one the day
after halloween?
Why must we move out Jack-o'Lanturns if kids are supposed to wear fireproof costumes? Cant we have one or the other? And
isn't saying more kids get hit on halloween like saying more turkies get eaten on thanksgiving? Really, they're running
around unwatched and shit.
And why do little old ladies hand out pennies? Thats gay!
Or worse: FRUIT
Know who is cool though? Anyone who leaves the house but puts a bowl of candy on
the porch. They're lieing to themselves if they think the "Please Take One" signs work. I mean have YOU ever just taken
one?
Interesting fact: Mission Impossible 3 Has Tom Cruise in it. Mission Impossible 3 comes out od DVD the day before
Halloween. Apparently, i'm not the only one who thinks Tom Cruise is scary.
Speaking of Scary Celebrities, what the fuck is Kevin Federline ( I refuse to call him K-Fed. BUt maybe Gay-Fed) doing in
WRESTELING! YOU DOUCHE BAG! STOP RAPPING, STOP WERESTELING, STOP ACTING, YOU ARN'T FAMOUS FOR THAT, YOU"RE FAMOUS FOR
MARRING BRITTNEY SPEARS. STOP. BEING. A. DOUCHE.
Speaking of scary celebrities, why the fuck are people claiming My Chemical Romance "May have just made the best rock CD
this year?" Oh yeah, sure, rule outt every othr great rock album this year! Rule out Pearl Jam from Pearl Jam, Stadium
Arcadium from the Redh Hot Chili Peppers. Ignore Kiss of Death by Motorhead. Ignore that new GWAR CD no one noticed.
Ignore the new Blind Guardian CD. Forget Weird Al even relased a CD. Ignore the mediocre CDs this year too. Trivium,
That one 3 Days Grace CD with the mediocre but overplayed song about the Animal, Tool. Forget the new Danzig, Forget the new
Aerosmith Best of, and the new Primus Best Of, And queens... hey, Best Ofs are CDs too, right? and if CDs are besf ofs, why
not 45s. So what about the new Misfits 45 collection of 2 uneleased songs. And I guess you'll ignore the unreleased stuff
too. Cause you know, Foo Fighters and Guns N Roses (who I dont really like muich, but still, better than MCR) Cant beat
out the fuckers from MCR! I bet you think it's over, but far from it. What about the upcoming Tenacious D CD, lets not
forget, AC/DC is supposed to release something in December. Rammstein might put something out too. And Velvet Revolver. No,
I guess MCR beats them all!
What really pissed me off was in the articel he first compared their new CD to American Idiot. Ok, fine. But he then
compaired it to classics which I will list, but keep in mind that means he also compared American Idiot to them.
The ones that really go me was compairing to Queen's "A Night At The Opera" And Pink Floyd's "The Wall".
That'll do for now.. TO PART 2!!
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