Games We Need To See In The Near Future 2.0:
Your mom: The Game
All you do is go around town and say “your mom” to everyone you see. Especially the black people. That’s it.
Crocker The Video Game
Turn it on and win. Crocker’s that damn good.
Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker II
Remember that old Moonwalker game? Well Find out what happens AFTER Wacko Jacko saves those kids from the first Moonwalker. AVOID THIS ONE LIKE THE PLAGUE.
Rob Schneider Game II
Turn Rob Schneider into a credible actor and help him win an Oscar. Warning: You wont win.
The Chuck Norris Game
Chuck Norris Doesn’t Get Wet, Water Gets Chuck Norris.
Fight your way through… well… everyone and everything… you’ll win, just use the roundhouse kicks.
The Slim Jim Games
Mmm… Delicious.
Zombie Graveyard Rape Bonanza
Self-explanatory.
The Emo Eradication
Torture and kill emos. Or just lower their self-esteem… and don’t forget to puke on their black shirts. Hey, take their razors too, that’ll make them sad!
The Rob Schnieder Game 3
Kill all 2 of Rob Schneider’s fans.
The Lion and the Fat Retard
Lion Vs. Fat Retard… Who will win?! Warning: 45 Minute load screen with the official Lion and the Fat Retard theme song.
Tourettes Extreme
The question is do you really have tourettes, or are you just a fucking prick.
The Ponder Game
Why the hell does word have the correct spelling for Schneider but not for tourettes… and is that a turd or a brownie… well?
You’re playing the ponder game right now!
The Tool Game
You!
The Shut It off Game
It’s nothing more than a picture of Matt VonHofen Saying “Shut The Damn Game Off.”
Slut Unleashed
…Yup!
Porta-Potty Cleaner
Once Again, Yup!
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