Unreleased Shit from 2006

Heres the rants that were started or written in 2006 that never were completed or good enough to be uploaded. And some were allright but became too irrelevant or outdated.



When The Aliens Invade
The first two parts were actually adapted from an AIM conversation, and the second added in at a time when I thought that it had a chance of being our Super rant, before we ended up coming up with "Your Parents Dont Love You", which was also adapted from a series of AIM conversations.

Bring These Back
Originally intended to be finished when the site was just a little html file on my computer I was fucking around with to show Ben, Long before he harassed me to host it. It's basically a list of stuff that was around when I was younger that kicked ass and whoever got rid of it needs to fucking die. Also you could add Vanilla Coke and The ORIGINAL 5 flavor Life Saver packages, Life with Louie, Goosebumps, Beavis and Butthead, and the original Ren and Stimpy. Probably a whole lot of other shit too.

Music Business
Not to be confued with the huge ass mutli-chapter Music Business Rant, But this rant was edited and added as the final chapter, "Assholes", still it might be an interesting read, and it's short! Thats always a nice quality!

Smashing Pumpkins - An Irrelevent Story Yeah, it really is irrelevant. Thats why i didn't put it up. Why I saved it, I really dont know to tell you the truth.

25 Ways To piss off Musselmann
This all started with our teacher, Mrs. Musselmann, what a bitch! The majority of it picks on her oldness and her amazing skinnyness, to the point where she probably had an eating disorder. And she was REALLY REALLY REALLY old! Anyways, she was also really mean, and it was hard to get good grades. And I always somehow fucked up in her class. Usually she'd catch me "Talking". Truth is she caught me talking sometimes and caught me looking around alot more. And she liked to pick on Crocker's long hair, which I refuse to refer to as "Crockers Crockertasticly Long Hair". So anyway, one of my class mates said the fact that she kissed up and it helped her get a better grade. And I said that I'd probably fuck that up too, and this list was born as an example of ways I'd fuck that up.

The Omen 666
This is a rant I wrote in... August or October. It's about the remake of The Omen, back in June. Not much story behind it. Thought I mentioned it in a previous rant,looked, couldn't find it, so I wrote it. Realized it was going to far back to be very relivent, plus the fact I was SURE I had already made my thoughts on the move known, but I decided that I might as well put it up here, for the sake of doing it really.

The Ad Rant

Friday The Thirteenth Rant
Was written for Friday the 13th, 2006, which landed in October that year, but was ditched last second (Literally, I decided not to put it up just as I was about to add a title and a back link and upload it), just cause I decided I didn't fucking like it. Ain't it cool how the site works?

Babble #2
Was going to go up in October, but it eventually just lost my interest. You should probably consider it Nuber 1.5, because I dont consider it a full one, and if I make another, I WILL name it 2.

The Second Fat Girls Rant
It really never happened much. It's a few thoughts that just never really took a new form that was fresh enough for a full rant. No point in making a re-hash with 2 new thoughts. 'Cause we've never done that.

Games 5
Simply not enough bulk. Thats all. Maybe I should call this the Sequil Graveyard.

Ben's Commercail Rant
I simply waited too long to put it up, and it was no longer usable. You may recognize the ads he's talking about anyways. I didn't edit it much. Good luck reading it.

HoloCaust
Started it (In Dec.), Never ended up finishing it. Simply about people denying it's exsistance.

Explosion
Started in December. Never ended up with enough bulk I thought.

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