So here is the Dumbass of the Day right here.
A man tried to commit suicide. Well I guess his 30 Seconds came around. Incase you don’t know, when you count the number of suicide attempts a year, it averages out to one attempt every 30 seconds. So him attempting it was nothing new. But unlike some people who would use a rope or a gun or something SANE. But not this fucking genius! No way. He decided to fuck with a gas line and make it leak. The thing exploded. The guy wanted to go out with a bang. Yeah, you saw that lame one coming didn’t you?! That’s why I’m here. That and dumb ideas like dancing taco-gods. Anyways. The house is leveled. 2 people who went to check on him (he had threatened suicide before) were injured. Two others were injured, and about 30 properties damaged. Good fucking job you fucking dick. And the best part… THE FUCKER LIVED!

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