Ok this rant is about commercials and how completely retarded and off the point they are.
ok the first one is those stupid truth commercials ok they are making fun of the tobacco company's
Stupidity, but in fact they are the stupid ones, I mean really think of this a tobacco executive
said that we should ban sleep, I would bet my bag of weed on that he was joking.
Ok next
i saw a really retorted commercial that who ever made it shouldn’t even be on the short bus, they
should be on the short bus with the bars on the windows for the really, really retarded people.
ok in this commercial they guy says "they call me the finisher *goes around telling kids to finish
stuff* but what I thought I was finished with........my acid reflux diseases". Wtf, wait, wait, wait how does
that make sense i mean really that is just retarded then these other really retarded infomercials where
they make it look so hard for what there doing with out the product like this one for this cutting thing
the woman is cutting a tomato and she’s making a huge mess and making it look really, really hard and complicated.
ok i will give you that cutting a tomato is hard an complicated if your cutting it for the first time or you sit
in the back of the short bus licking the windows and wearing your helmet you damn window licker she wasn’t even
cutting it right she was pushing down your suppose to let the knife do the god damn work just like cutting bread
Ok next is the juicy fruit commercials the one with the big thumb guy yea ok wow how dumb can you fucking be?
Really, the marketers should kill themselves because that doesn’t make me want juicy fruit it makes me want to
bash there skulls in with a mallet for wasting a minute of my life on that. Also while I’m on candy what the fuck
is up with those skittles commercials they bring retarded to a new level, a retarded person who cant talk or do anything
would watch one of those and say that’s completely retarded . well, i hate commercials they come on at the worst times, but
I should stop before getting to worked up, I will probable have another rant like this soon so wait till then bye bye.
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