This isn’t so much a single straight ahead rant as me calling you all dumbasses for various reasons.

So this year we’ve had a 6-6-06, and Friday the 13th is in October. I bet these fucking faggots who loves these little coincidences are loving this. OOH, IT HAS 3 6s, OOH, FRIDAY THE 13th IS THE SAME MOTH AS HALLOWEEN! Shut up before Crocker backhands you to hell. You know, since he already devoured most of your souls.

So anyways, Friday the 13th IS unlucky, you know why? Paranoia. That’s all that there is to it. If something is believed hard enough, your mind MAKES it true. Like the Nocebo, a Placebo that was used to make patients feel sick simply by giving them the pill and telling them it would make them sick.

If anything Friday the 13th is godly, it spawned a mediocre movie series and the first Black Sabbath album

Some people think that, because of that stupid Mayan calendar bullshit the world will end in 2012. Some think it’ll end on Friday the 13th of 2012, though most think December 12th or 21st. But them Friday the 13th bastards, real creative guys, good job. Dickheads.

As you apocalypse folks, this is what I’ve read:
In reality, the Mayans believed that the world would end on October 13, 4772, which is a Friday. This is confirmed by a date from Palenque, which projects forward in time to 1.0.0.0.0.0. The Classic Period Maya obviously did not believe that the end of this age would occur in 2012, but on this later date.

So I fuckin win.

The Prophecy Of Popes, attributed to Saint Malachy, speculated that Pope Benedict XVI would reign during the beginning of the Tribulation of which Jesus spoke, and sometime later a future pope described in the prophecy as "Peter the Roman", the last in this prophetic list, would appear, bringing as a result the destruction of the city of Rome and the Last Judgment.

But here's some off topic shit. How about that guy crashing his plane into a bulding. I always knew them Yankees were no good!

Ok, I'm out of stuff.. HOLY SHIT! Back