25 Ways I Would F-Up Kissing Up To Musselman (Ways To Piss Her off!):

1. "Wow Mrs. Musselmann, your not bitching quite so much today"
2. "Mrs. musselmann, thats a really nice disgustingly low riding shirt."
3. Exsist
4. "I Think only 95% of your sudents hate you. Thats good, 5 is a lucky number after all."
5. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
6. "I Noticed you only made class boring enough to gouge my eyes out today."
7. "If I touch you will you turn to dust?"
8. "So what was it like when you were stalking Jesus?"
9. "OH MY GOD, IT'S..... wait, sorry, i thought you were Iron Maiden Eddie."
10."Do you smell rotting flesh around here? man does it smell bad, GOD THAT SMELLS, I.... Whoops, sorry....."
11."Wow Mrs Musselman, Thank you for giving me that eating disorder."
12."Wow Mrs. Musselmann, you look bearable without the maggots!"
13."Hey with all that make-up you only look really really really really really REALLY ugly."
15."Hey with all that make-up you almost look alive!"
16."You're proof Frankinstien is a true story."
17."Hey, you were there, how DID the dinosaurs die out?"
18."Interesting Wardrobe, still hoping to have an affair with a student are we?"
19."HAIL HITLER!"
20."Watch out for Crocker, I hid a swiss cake roll in one of your wrinkles."
21."Are you getting fat? Fatty! Fat-ass!"
22."I Hear when God said "let there be light" you flicked the switch."
23."...Fuck You... Bitch..."
24. Grow Out Your Hair
25. Apparently Talking Does The Trick though.

(by Crocker, Chris, Ben, Jeremy, Jeff)

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